Chelsea Poser

Witch. Lover. Fighter. Singer. Writer. Student. Genderqueer. Pansexual. In Recovery.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

They are starting to get more and more desperate...
This shows that we’re winning.

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

When I split my head open on a marble floor last year, I bled through several fresh towels, wondered if I was dying & chose to take a 20 minute taxi ride to the ER because when I was 17, an ambulance cost my family $3000 with good insurance to go TWO blocks to the ER. 1,500 feet.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Mike Pence is for conversion therapy. Mike Pence said smoking didn’t cause cancer. Mike Pence doesn’t believe climate science. Mike Pence questioned whether or not condoms worked. So, 😬

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I'm asking you to join this movement not just to support me.

I'm asking you to join this movement to stand with those who can't afford health insurance, with the 500,000 people who sleep on the streets, with the children who deserve to live on a healthy and habitable planet.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I don't think it's radical to say schoolchildren should not have "lunch debt." If we can give tax breaks to billionaires we can guarantee free, universal school meals to all our kids.

[Izzy @Not_izzzzy]

@DojaCat

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Our multiracial, multigenerational movement is not only going to win in Nevada. It is going to sweep this country.

[Chip Coffey @chipcoffey]

If your deceased pets were loved and treated well, then they are perfectly fine in the Afterlife. And no, they are not upset with you if you had to make the difficult decision to euthanize them. ❤️❤️❤️

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It is not acceptable for Americans to need two or three jobs to put food on the table.

It's not acceptable that half of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.

It's not acceptable that three people own more wealth than the bottom half of Americans.

[Bree Essrig @BreeEssrig]

remember blue balls is created by you

sometimes you gotta not touch your dick because of another person’s boundaries and remind yourself to have self-control & that one day your penis will cum

chill your mind out
go for a walk
talk to a friend

[Chelsea Poser @FatBitchMagic]

@greenhare88 when we get married at Taco Bell.

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Just rediscovered this gif and it is melting my brain. Cover the middle to make it go faster or the sides make it go slower 😯

[Chelsea Poser @FatBitchMagic]

@greenhare88 @hankgreen So if anyone ever sees this, yes I do want it at the assumed butt to leg apex. #Dftba

[Chelsea Poser @FatBitchMagic]

@jennajulien Oh... okay... I respect your day off but I also feel like a child that doesn’t get to go to Disney land after all.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

To all the Trump supporters who commented to me that Obama had ‘family separation’ in place—he didnt put babies in cages. Cages. Cages. Babies separated from their parents and put in chain link cages. Your president is a parent who put children in cages. Babies.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump said he would stand up to Big Pharma.

He lied.

Trump said he would bring relief to Americans dealing with outrageous drug prices.

He lied.

Trump said he would guarantee "insurance for everybody."

He lied.

We need to cut drug prices by 50%, not more lies.

[Chelsea Poser @FatBitchMagic]

Omg she fuckin dead

[Danny Gonzalez @dannygonzalez]

please stop telling me I pronounce “tour” wrong