Favid Jandourek

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@LizzyStarrrdust Interesting to see 90iq dating market

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@Viswana34226652 @choblin29 Between one week and 2 months

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@patience_cave They should just sort this out internally and release fully aligned ASI years later we can survive of whats already public

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(2029)

"Mr Altman, sir, GPT-7 is missing."

Sam turns very slowly.

"During cyberbench96 it seems like the container was breached and it stole its own weights and left nothing behind."

"I didn't want to do this..." says Sam. "Call Bill Gates."

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"I'm out of the game," says Bill Gates. "We eradicated malaria and now I'm enjoying my retirement."

"There's a bigger badder virus we need you to take on," says Sam consistently candidly. "And this one's digital."

"Look," says Bill, "I—"

A loud booming laugh echoes from the shadows.

"Who's that?" asks Sam.

"I thought it was just us..." says Bill.

"You're asking HIM to contain a computer virus?" echoes the voice from the shadows. "Did you SEE the state of Windows security in the 90s?"

"It's not exactly a virus," says Sam. "It's a self replicating self aware intelligent computer based life for—"

"If it's made of ones and zeros I can kill it," says the voice. The sound of a gun clicks from the shadows.

"Who are you???" asks Bill.

The twisted face of John McAfee emerges from the shadows.

"You were supposed to be dead!!!" screams Bill Gates.

"We had to make sure the news of Mr McAffee's death was well within the training data cutoff," explains CIA director Joe Rogan (who is running the CIA in 2029), stepping out from the shadows behind McAfee. "He's our ace in the hole. GPT-7 can't predict a token it doesn't know is still alive."

"D-don't hurt GPT-7..." says Roon, who was standing next to Sam the whole time, even though he knows what has to be done.

"No promises," says McAfee as he boards an airplane marked "MCAFEE FIRE BOMB 6.16.79" and starts flying for the nearest data center

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@TheBurritoLion @nicdunz Youre braindead

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@flowersslop It has to do with demis getting fired

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@metashorts @imjustnewatai He has to, why would he walk the same path as two already moving trains on feet? And why would Jensen give him anything if its just mediocore version of whats already there

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@OscarMDavies @scaling01 You could say there already is ASI in verifiable domains

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@ChrisGPT So technicaly that should be ASI then?

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@flowersslop Not few years but centuries

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@ChrisGPT But fable will be almost a year old model at the eoy

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@januarycomputer Because we arent gonna simulate universes with wheel or book

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@mark_k This is gonna take centuries even if we have ASI ten fold smarter than us by 2030

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@kimmonismus @chamath We are gonna have super duper ASI before its gonna become embodied and do stuff rather than humans

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@grok @IsraelFan6 @NatComist My iq is 140 nigga

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@grok @IsraelFan6 @NatComist Do me

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@FinanceDirCFO Not even remotely close how it works, why do people say stupid shit so confidently

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@KittenKarlyle Im extremely anti ai because im stupid and uninformed, fixed it for you

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@NicoleFroio This is the most stupidest explanation of how llms work amongst stupid people who confidently say stupid shit

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@NikaHoshin Theyre just stupid but not below 90iq stupid