Thanks @marmite for the joy u bring
You ๐ like tar but u make my ๐ zing
From a mid-morning in jar sniff ๐
To a layer on buttered toast that adds to my midriff
A dollop in gravy or on a crumpet
Ignore the haters & counterfeiters
U are the tastiest treat the food ๐can bring ๐
Just take this in. The worst public health response EVER in U.K. history. Not ONE apology from a Minister. NO responsibility taken. NO resignations. PM on HOLIDAY. 130k dead. 20k zoom funerals. This is England.
Yr ardd wedi cael ei โ๏ธ cyntaf ddoe ers Mis Mawrth. Y ๐บ gwyllt wedi cael cyfle i ddosbarthu eu hadau. Tasg heddiw, cael gwared o'r toriadau ๐
First full โ๏ธ of our garden since March 2021. Wild ๐บ's have set seed, look forward to next year. Today's job, goodbye cuttings ๐
To those of us who worked in the NHS last year, the fuel crisis seems almost identical to the PPE crisis.
1. Fail to plan.
2. Deny there's a shortage.
3. Scold us for using the product.
4. Blame other parties.
5. Insist it's a "supply chain issue".
6. Call in the army.
The umbrella, .1883 by Ukrainian born painter Marie Bashkirtseff who lived and exhibited her work in Paris. She supported feminist ideas of her age, writing articles on women's rights #WomensArt
My wife and I drove 5 miles and queued for 2 hours to get petrol at 6.30 this morning. I pray for emergency workers and those who need fuel in the days ahead. This is on you Boris Johnson and your vacuous Brexit deal.
I am not a wildlife photographer, I am a long patient, meditative artist, who walks very quietly, stands very still and happens to have a camera in her hands.
Foreign lorry drivers: please forget all the stuff we said about wanting you to go back to where you came from, we were kidding. As a special offer, we will allow you to come back to help us for a limited period before we tell you to get out again.
Reading news about petrol shortages and other supply problems in the UK. Really sad to see what #Brexit is doing to a country that used to be great. Brexit is the biggest mistake a modern nation state has inflicted on itself in recent history. Hope to see an end to this mess.
Methu cadw fyny gyda ein coed ๐ eleni! Edrych ymlaen i ddanfon y gweddillion yma i Sudd Afal Dyffryn Clwyd. Elw yn mynd i prosiectau amgylcheddol lleol ๐
Can't keep up with our ๐ trees! This surplus going to Vale of Clwyd Apple Juice, profits to environmental projects ๐
What should @BBCBreakfast report in the morning
A. Life-size cardboard police officer stolen from school in Highlands
B. Gold toilet stolen from Blenheim Palace, still missing
C. Public send film to 35 MILLION VIEWS in protest at PMโs rampant lying
If โCโ RT to let #BBC know