💥Shay💥

Eating makes me hungry, farts make me laugh, advocate for the word fuck, likes long romantic walks to the liquor store

[💥Shay💥 @FiestyHotCheeto]

Welcome to Twitter!

Todays special twatwaffles n queefs

[krista @kristabellerina]

Some people should re-watch Sesame Street before going out in public.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

self sabotage is real af, don't let your mind destroy you.

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

no. that was two husbands ago. my great, great ex husband

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I own a lot of outerwear for someone who never leaves the house.

[ً @wynrosei]

people who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable

[Stacey @skittle624]

I have to turn off my show and get out of bed so I can go to the couch and watch a different show.

[💥Shay💥 @FiestyHotCheeto]

Eggnog, its officially the season of santas semen

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

Drugs don't kill people, people who run out of drugs kill people

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

I said “neato “ and yet you keep on talking.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Welcome to your 40s - you now think every car has its brights on.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I'm eating generic Froot Loops out of a
washed out Cool Whip bowl so spare me your fucking sob story.

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

Be good for goodness’ sake? No, I don’t think I will.

[💥Shay💥 @FiestyHotCheeto]

@FlynnUnbound

[💥Shay💥 @FiestyHotCheeto]

Really missing the sex....whats it like? Do people do it anymore? Hows it feel? Anything new?....

[💥Shay💥 @FiestyHotCheeto]

@imjustdandy Im down for new

[💥Shay💥 @FiestyHotCheeto]

Cant....busy looking at your mans sweat pants!!

[Shekar Iyer @SHEKARSUSHEEL]

I don't know how people can fake whole relationships........I can't even fake a hello to someone I don't like...

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

One small talk with the right people can fix a lot.

[💥Shay💥 @FiestyHotCheeto]

@jdawg3480 To the one not giving me any head right now! 🤣

[💥Shay💥 @FiestyHotCheeto]

quit be so fuckin selfish, girls like road head and handjobs under the dinner table to ya know!