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I am such a hipster cat

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Don’t tell me what I do and do not love. @a2sheck @j2sheck #LoveIsLove

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@allidoe not sure when you created this account. #Meow #Catitude #IMightBeLockedInACloset @a2sheck @j2sheck

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I am confused, where did all of my people go? I even miss the new one. #NoOneTakesPhotosOfMeAnymore #WhileThePeopleAreAwayFigWillPlay

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I heard there was a party today, I wasn't invited. #SoIGuessItsStarting @a2sheck @j2sheck #BabiesAreNotAsGoodOfPets

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@j2sheck @a2sheck I'm bored of you 2 already. Bring on my new play toy (@Babe2Sheck) also my commute today was #Purrfect #SorryYouGoOutside

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@j2sheck I really do love my new litter box though. #TellMeTheStoryAgain #BitchyCat

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Maybe if someone cared more, I would have healthy bathroom habits. #CatProblems

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@a2sheck whatever, I do what I want. #Meow

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Hey @a2sheck want to help me launch a campaign? I call it, come home and pet me. #Hashtag

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Happy Thanksgiving. Here is hoping that @a2sheck & @j2sheck don't dress me in any silly turkey costume. #PassTheGravy

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The holiday season is fast approaching. This is my way of alerting you to the fact that I'll be expecting the iPad Mini. #CatsHaveSmallPaws

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Meow.

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Where was my invite to the Karyn & Travis extravaganza?

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@TGIJeff the only thing I follow are #Apple product announcements. My money is on the #iPad3

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I make it look good RT @a2sheck cats in the bag http://t.co/Ms7t7WxO

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Some times I wish that Wednesdays were Fridays, then I realize that I am a cat, and every day is Sunday. #WhereIsThatRedLight

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Happy Thanksgiving. I do things on my own time.

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@a2sheck and @amymalo I obviously am too cool to care what you do.

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bring back gifts RT @adsteely @a2sheck @j2sheck Hope y'all are having fun. @fig2sheck and I are bonding