𝓢𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓮𝔂✨

NO Dm"s //// i love you but i can"t. #HorrorObsessed

[𝓢𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓮𝔂✨ @FillMeUpWith1]

gonna watch a horror movie try to get that Christmas spirit working

[𝓢𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓮𝔂✨ @FillMeUpWith1]

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[Kristen @Kica333]

Being an adult is basically trying to figure out what you did to hurt your back this time

[Kristen @Kica333]

Finally finished everything on my to do list. It was from 2018, but I’m still counting it as a win.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I have a lot of skills but putting the usb in correctly the first time is not one of them

[𝓢𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓮𝔂✨ @FillMeUpWith1]

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[𝓢𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓮𝔂✨ @FillMeUpWith1]

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[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

My neighbor’s children were playing outside in 30 degree weather in their underwear today. In their defense, they were busy making meth. They didn’t really have time to clothe their offspring.

[Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 @EmmyStar79]

Me: I have strep throat

Men: My dick would cure that

[Kieran @kieransofar]

The moon landing was clearly fake. Open your eyes people it didn’t land anywhere, the evil thing is still floating up there

[JediMasster7 @aster7_m]

Keep your fucking Muwahhh’s to yourself and tongue fuck me like you mean it

[Mysterious Nobody @mr_e_us]

Fuck Monday in the ass. Use a strap on if necessary.

[Ava @avainwordland]

I prefer assholes over ass-kissers.

[𝓢𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓮𝔂✨ @FillMeUpWith1]

@Baller85son Red button

[Token Geezer @Token_Geezer]

If you’re not sure if you love them, you don’t.

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

95% of people that ask you how you're doing don't give a fuck how you're doing.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I like to start my mornings by hanging my feet off the bed, staring at the wall, and questioning how much I need my job.

[𝓢𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓮𝔂✨ @FillMeUpWith1]

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