Heavenly Bagworm on a String

the dark souls of analogous statements. he/him

[Heavenly Bagworm on a String @FlamingorZ]

@brnzageprolapse "they just got their wisdom teeth removed" and they're driving lmfao everyone on that road is seconds from death

[donald boat @laserboat999]

My Cajun buddy risked his life to crawl across no-man’s-land and bring a reeking Grinch corpse back to our bunker. “Are you crazy?” I said. “He goin’ in the pot tonight boy,” he said

[Heavenly Bagworm on a String @FlamingorZ]

spandeau ballet is a tomino name

[Heavenly Bagworm on a String @FlamingorZ]

already calling that gqux is going to bring out very stupid opinions (free space on the bingo card) and that Anno will do nothing interesting with it

[Heavenly Bagworm on a String @FlamingorZ]

god this is the platonic ideal midwit MIC slide

[just matt @questionableway]

are you people fucking stupid

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Alright, you win. The ICC can arrest those guys too.

[nathan @errantfag]

I love how everyone got mad at chappell roan for being like, yeah democrats are gonna drop trans rights, and then a literal transgender member of congress was like, yeah I’ll use the dudes restroom I’m just here to work for AIPAC lol

[Heavenly Bagworm on a String @FlamingorZ]

god it must have been awesome to be a computer scientist in the 90s. you could spend your entire academic career arguing that code should never use any capital letters except for L and B and you'd make tenure

[diane arbys @maladjustedmilk]

They finally did it. They commodified punk. For the first time.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

The Name of the Rose (Umberto Eco, 1980)

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

A fascist football club getting stomped into the ground so hard it causes an international emergency evacuation program might be the funniest thing that has happened in a long time.

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

the old bay is dying and the new england is struggling to be born now is the time of lobsters

[wint @dril]

we gave you a nude statue of John Ashcroft. we gave you chuck e cheese arcade vouchers for Black Asians. And still you vote against Honour..

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

anyone feel like doing something special, something huge. something that’s sure to impress a young jodie foster