My Cajun buddy risked his life to crawl across no-man’s-land and bring a reeking Grinch corpse back to our bunker. “Are you crazy?” I said. “He goin’ in the pot tonight boy,” he said
I love how everyone got mad at chappell roan for being like, yeah democrats are gonna drop trans rights, and then a literal transgender member of congress was like, yeah I’ll use the dudes restroom I’m just here to work for AIPAC lol
god it must have been awesome to be a computer scientist in the 90s. you could spend your entire academic career arguing that code should never use any capital letters except for L and B and you'd make tenure
A fascist football club getting stomped into the ground so hard it causes an international emergency evacuation program might be the funniest thing that has happened in a long time.