FORMMORM

Like all good fruit, the balance of life, is in the ripe and ruin

[FORMMORM @FormMorm]

@SlopHq

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Using Mitch McConnell's vegetative corpse-to-be as a political blockade to a special election is such an on-brand Mitch McConnell thing to do.

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Kadarius Toney coulda been a legend for USA soccer ain’t like he was using his hands in the league

[Matt Adkins @mattadk]

Miserable day from this head referee, been lost all game. Misses 3-4 yellows, then goes to a straight red only because VAR told him to go look at a slow mo reply. Potentially tournament changing decision for the United States.

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

This Malik Tillman strike will live on forever in USMNT history.

Couple that with the heart & guts of a team that spent half an hour down a man in a knockout game yet still posted a clean sheet and it’s a performance that unites a country.

What a win. 🇺🇸

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

George Washington was down a man once. Did he pack it in and play defense? Hell no. He snuck across the Delaware at night and got a second goal.

Finish them, USA

[greg @greg16676935420]

Shoulda pulled this move when the ref handed him a red card

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Thats a fuck you goal. Tillman was so due

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

YA FUCKING RIGHT BUDDY INVESTIGATE THIS REFEREE @FIFAWorldCup

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

We need air strikes against this officiating team.

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Red card is fucking psychotic that ref is a Bosnian rat

[Luke Evangelist @lukeevangelist_]

Belgium at the hydration break

[Eddie Radosevich @Eddie_Rado]

Hope he does every game in the dialect of the region he is in

[FORMMORM @FormMorm]

@bumpawash @SportyPunk But they didn't get "bitched"

[FORMMORM @FormMorm]

@bumpawash @SportyPunk We for sure lost. They made the plays we didn't. Game plan was ass down the stretch against texas and Miami. Marcel Reed was rough.

[FORMMORM @FormMorm]

@bumpawash @SportyPunk The Miami game was tied with 2 minutes left, and it ended with A&M in the RZ. A&M had almost double 1st downs, 50 more yards, better 3rd down %, and time of possession.

If they played 10 times A&M wins 7.

[Bashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @thereal_bustin]

i was just thinking that

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

MSNBC reporter: "Nobody around here is wearing masks."

Guy on the street: "Including the cameraman." 🤣