Trevor Lawrence

We can bicker about this night, but what's done is done Dad. Are you guys going to invest? Paris? I made enough money to buy Miami but I pissed it away so fast

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Could God create a BI dashboard so packed with data-driven actionable insights that even He could not schedule a meeting to touch base on improvements?

[ricky @rickyflows]

asking Fable to use Simplified Technical English:

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Blue states and blue cities—that's the threat to the country.

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Jovian Gautama 劉恆原 @jovvvian]

when finance asked why I spent $3,000 on Claude tokens

[PETA @peta]

Congrats to the @Dodgers superstar pitcher and hitter, Shohei Ohtani, on taking home the ESPY for Best Single-Game Performance 🥇🔥

One of baseball's most dominant players and one of our favorite dog dads 🐶 He has major MVP energy on and off the field!

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The ADHD dream career is being a highly paid consultant who swoops in, solves a complex crisis with a chaotic stroke of genius, and immediately exits before having to fill out the timesheets.

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Deutsche Bank has an "Oasis" index, which is the price of 5 beers and 2 packs of cigarettes

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Napoleon, by Emanuel Bachrach-Barée, early 20th century

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

new contender for best edit of all time

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

We should place California in a conservatorship.

[Maxim Leyzerovich @round]

american flag with 420 stars and 69 stripes

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Playing Country Roads/Elvis/Freebird/Sweet Home Alabama is A+. So much American exceptionalism. Imagine not being us? Would suck!

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Hostage call leads LAPD to illegal gambling operation in Koreatown; 26 detained https://t.co/ShjD8LZ8EC