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Indemental Fundapendant Baptist.

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KJVO is a mental disorder.

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This is called “preaching” in Ruckmanite churches. Gene Kim, Asheville NC, this morning:

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@ApostolicBaptst Rev. 1:10

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I so appreciated the message from MOG Don Anderson last night from Revelations.
"Aliens are for real." As he preached the entire message from a UFO.

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@southernevange1 I have decided to follow Calvin! I have decided to follow Luther! No turning back, no turning back!

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Just flew over a wildfire and mistook it for a Baptist Deacons' meeting. Cancer-stick suckin' bunch of hen pecked pussy footers.

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-does the wife wear skirts to the floor
-does the husband wear a 3 piece suit to bed
-do they pray using thee's and thou's

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If thou shalt confess with thy mouth Ronald Reagan, and believe in thine heart the KING JAMES BIBLE, thou shalt be saved. #KJV #Ruckman

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@DennisDuncan4 @FundyBB @TheLovingPastor If there's one thing I hate it's kneelers and illegals!

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Compromise rhymes with apostatize for a reason.

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@NahumOBrien @FundyBB I'm going to guess the other 2:

2. Your fire
3. Your shout

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@FundyBB @NahumOBrien We will know the fruits by how many respond to the altar call, brother.

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@FundyBB The technical order of salvation is:
1. Repeat prayer
2. Take selfie with MOG
3. Post selfie to Social Media
4. Post is liked by the Spirit

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@dumbelldomelle HAYMEN! Most of them are goats anyways!

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Plow on! And if some sheep get in the way, runnem over, bless Gawd!

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HAYMEN!!!

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@dumbelldomelle Britches on witches, with that denom venom, putting pants on Aunts. Let those gospel skirts flow!

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There's only one thing worse than a Calvinist. My mother in law.

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"a time to love, and a time to hate..." Ecc 3:8 It's time to love the KING JAMES BIBLE and time to hate the Non Inspired Versions.

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The pastor has been depressed this week. Right now he is working on the funeral message for a long time church member.

They aren't close to dying, but he's hoping it will cheer him up.

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@FailingPastor Still better than ObamaCare!