Funsho

Software Engineer building for Android

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

One thing I I have learned is that a lot of Nigerians don’t tie their struggles to the dysfunctional system in Nigeria, they think it’s the devil or something

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

Once you deconstruct religion there's no going back

When people say they deconstructed and went back I KNOW they are lying

There’s no going back mate

[NASA @NASA]

Sky full of stars.

Following a successful lunar flyby, the Artemis II astronauts captured this breathtaking photo of our galaxy, the Milky Way, on April 7, 2026.

[Mark Essien @markessien]

If you have a "house-help" below the age of 16 - congratulations, you are a slave owner, and would be a wanted criminal in many parts of the world.

Stop using kids as house helps, hire grown-ups and pay them a wage.

[Yẹmí @KR3Wmatic]

“Dear God,

This feels awkward, writing to someone who may or may not exist is like sending a letter to Santa, but with higher stakes. If you’re there, I guess you already know what I’m about to say (omniscience, right?). But hey, humor me for a moment, will you?

Let’s start with the basics: the world you supposedly created. It’s... let’s just say, not exactly a masterpiece. Sure, sunsets are pretty, and penguins are adorable, but what’s with all the unnecessary suffering? Was there a cosmic glitch in creation, or did you think things like starvation, cancer, and natural disasters would add "spice" to life? If you’re omnibenevolent, couldn’t you have skipped the whole "tsunamis wiping out thousands of innocents" part? Just wondering.🤔

Let’s talk about omnipotence. If you can do anything, why’s the world so broken? Is free will worth all this chaos? Couldn’t you create a world where free will exists, but no one feels the urge to commit genocide? Feels like a basic design flaw for an all-powerful creator. Then there’s the whole omniscience thing. If you already know everything, why even bother creating us? Did you wake up one day and think, "I’m bored, let’s make a universe where I already know how everything will turn out, down to the last ant crawling on a blade of grass"? Sounds like a pretty dull hobby for an infinite being. Or is this all some kind of elaborate cosmic experiment? If so, I’d like to point out that experimenting on sentient beings without their consent is generally frowned upon. Just a thought.

Here’s another question: Why do you need worship? You’re omnipotent, omniscient, and eternal, yet you care whether a tiny speck of a human sings songs about you once a week or people bowing their heads to you five times a day? Isn’t that a bit... needy? I mean, if I were all-powerful, I don’t think I’d lose sleep over whether or not people "believed" in me. But hey, maybe divine self-esteem is more fragile than I realized.

You’re supposed to be all-loving, yet there’s a whole lot of smiting going on in your holy books. Plagues, floods, turning people into pillars of salt, you sure have a flair for dramatic punishments. Ever heard of conflict resolution? Maybe take a course in it sometime.

And finally, why create a universe at all? Why create beings who can suffer, doubt, and eventually die? What’s the endgame here? Are we just entertainment for U? Did you need a purpose? Or was this all just a divine accident, a cosmic sneeze that resulted in reality as we know it?

I’ll admit, I’m skeptical you’ll reply. But if you do, I’d appreciate some straightforward answers. None of that cryptic "mysterious ways" nonsense. Also, you never seem to speak directly, do you? It’s always through middlemen: prophets, books, or “signs” open to interpretation. Odds are, humans will jump in to reply on your behalf. But hey, if you’re out there, feel free to prove me wrong!

Sincerely (or sarcastically, take your pick),
A curious skeptic,
Matic”

[Funsho @FunshoFab]

@_hxmmed Have you tried clicking on the date itself, not the arrow?

[Funsho @FunshoFab]

@_hxmmed Surely, you’re not talking about BA and co

[Funsho @FunshoFab]

@_hxmmed Fooling unlocked 😂

[Hammed @_hxmmed]

I have 2 AFCON tickets for sale.

Nigeria vs Tunisia vs Uganda.
DM me if you want to buy.

[Salmah✨ @Salmahpopcorn]

Please anything you see on me,just know that I made it with my own hands 🌝so this is your sign to trust me with your dress for any occasion @salmah_place

[Funsho @FunshoFab]

Glad I got to witness this! 🥳🥳🥳

[📸 @borokinisola]

Salmah is such a stunning bride. She was very clear about her vision, and my team and I worked hard to bring it to life delivering about 98% of what she asked for. One part I loved the most was when her beautiful sister surprised her with a gift they both almost cried and even tried to make me cry, but I stood gidigbam. And to crown it all, Salmah made all her outfits herself absolutely breathtaking! 😭

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

Dogs remember your smell forever 🐶🥹❤️

[Funsho @FunshoFab]

@FearedBuck @horlaarsco

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

TeeJay was alive for about 2 hours after the accident. He could have been saved.

This is really close to home, TeeJay would still be alive now if the woman ( Miss Biola Adams-Odutayo) had been driving with caution, if after the accident the driver ( Miss Biola Adams-Odutayo) rendered assistant to him instead of abandoning him on the floor and refusing to come to his rescue instantly. Instead she started making calls for about 30 minutes and TeeJay was left there on the floor.

If the friend of Miss Biola Adams-Odutayo who was with her didn’t refuse to drive him to the hospital instantly and wasn’t saying she doesn’t want blood to stain her car.

If they didn’t just carry him with an uber to the hospital ( without care)

If the two hospital didn’t reject to treat him.

If the didn’t carry him with a korope van when they had a car that would make transportation comfortable for the victim.

All these would have been prevented if Miss Biola Adams-Odutayo had not wasted 30 minutes making phone calls and tried to actually save his life after her negligence.
Please sign🙏🏼

https://t.co/VqE9oZ1ggi

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

Still the szn everyday! 📍Ibadan

[Funsho @FunshoFab]

@adxgun You have it too. Na you just wan get savings

[v @iavins]

Collection of insane and fun facts about SQLite. Let's go!

SQLite is the most deployed and most used database. There are over one trillion (1000000000000 or a million million) SQLite databases in active use.

It is maintained by three people. They don't allow outside contributions.

[bi9 @bi369x]

i really wonder who owns fern. easily top 5 best channel on Youtube. i hope they evolve into making journalist real life documentaries like Vice. Do u think whoever owns fern is active on X/twitter?

[Funsho @FunshoFab]

@adxgun This guy 😂

[Funsho @FunshoFab]

@adxgun They should just fill the December slot already. Which one is “keep listening” as if it’s not Burna that’ll be there 😂