vodka aunt

i like playing the french horn even though im really bad, and thats all you need to know.
she/her

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

@atraceofcool i miss the reaction of non-locals when they ordered a "small" fry. they practically needed an aircraft carrier to get it to your table

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Mass shootings in the US:

2014: 273
2015: 336
2016: 383
2017: 348
2018: 336
2019: 417
2020: 610
2021: 690
2022: 647

In the first seven weeks of 2023: 67

We do not have to live like this. No other country on the planet does.

[Midnight Garter 🏴 @mdnghtgrdnr]

Pittsburgh is like "yeah we have poor air quality, a boil water advisory, a lead pipe problem we can't fix, and are downwind from the largest airborne toxic event in recent history BUT..."

"All those chemicals make for spectacular sunset views! Here have another I.C. Light."

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

@natproxen @baileymeyers also demonstrative. i always said demonstrate-ive, but its deMON-strative

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

@natproxen @baileymeyers un-re-kwy-ted
i always said un-reck-wi-tid

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

@natproxen @john_skotts @adf_hq @rakhimzhanova72 @Usova27 @imanil72276829 @alion_crypto @SeanYoung0127 @DngDung0872434 @y13003982383 @RADURaion @hoanhm @pashFoM0 @baskiBrEth i got hacked

[Bryan @bryaninpgh]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...do you know what it is time for?

That's right! It's the 2nd annual Nick Patti bowl game!

[Oakland Zoo @OaklandZoo]

STOP THE COUNT!!!

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

@patdubois you're basically correct

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

It's official. I will be the next U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

We bet on the people of Pennsylvania - and you didn’t let us down 

And I won’t let you down. Thank you.

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

@jzux people who ask questions like "is water wet?" or "is a hotdog a sandwich" are the human embodiment of nails on a chalkboard

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

this one hurt. rip angela lansbury

[Adam Stout @_adamstout]

rest in peace lizzy, you would've loved the pitt band show this week :(

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

oof 2 in one week. rest in peace queen elizabeth

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

@natproxen rip perestroika and glasnost </3

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

1 down 💀

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 7 Aug 2012 (via @twi_age).

[vodka aunt @GabbyFinan]

@xoDaynaa as a pittsburgh native we dont claim her 💀💀💀