Gabe

haven’t heard any complaints, wouldn’t care if i did

[mattkendrick @mattkendrick]

Do we like the Cubs today?

[viktorious hovland @hovihead]

at dick’s asking if they have the callaway driver that makes you do domestic abuse

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

The most terrifying thing about Noah's ark is the fact that adults still believe it actually happened.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

“I like to picture Donald Trump dressed like Jesus, and he’s using his magic Jesus powers to cure a guy like ET, and there’s a nurse and a soldier watching, and like a HUGE American flag and fireworks and the Statue of Liberty, and flyin demons lurking in the sky”

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

"I don't really get jealous"

also me when i see a homeless man drinking at 8am as I drive to work:

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Telling everyone I have a boat and pulling up to the dock on this

[Joe Patrick @JoePatrick]

Not every day you find a gem like this in the range bucket

[Dodge @seidodge]

Still one of the best jokes ever on here

[🅱️🚂 @blakecowellx]

Three day work week

[Gabe @Gabeowners5]

@PlayThatDutch Gotta change my PTO dates now smh

[maha @mahaaaay]

to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla

[Gabe @Gabeowners5]

@MereKatKat @BarstoolBigCat I’m ok everyone thanks for the messages

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me and the password I made when I was 12

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

smoking that shit that made susan be anthony

[Gabe @Gabeowners5]

Is there anything worse than a school zone

[chance @chanceposts]

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 @JEllulz]

This signals the official end of Toyotathon

[petey @peteyburn]

not the spotify wrappusi