Satan

I'm the Yin to that other entity's Yang, the Left to its Right, the Down to its Up.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@noevilfoods I have a special space down here for corporate hypocrites. It has become quite crowded since 2016, and its certainly not a place where there’s social distancing, especially for non-socialists who are anti-union for the Antichrist.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@RepSpanberger You are such a transparent sell-out, a compromised Centrist, part of the overflowing waste product of our political mis-leaders. You put the "Con" in "Congress". #GoToHell where I have a cell for the likes of you.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@AxelleCarolyn @FANGORIA @Shudder Jeff Bezos can go to Hell. Hold on... ah, yes: he’s on the front page of my voluminous list.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@PeteDominick It’s the “shortcut” entrance. I installed it for celebrities, lawyers, and politicians.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@GeorgeMonbiot This lights MY fire(s)! Plenty of heat down here.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@JayCarney I’m warming up a cramped, filthy, dark chamber in one of my caves for you. You’re quite popular down here. Bonus: #Bezos will be your cell mate.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

.@saks Surprised that you're still selling fur. These products from Hell should be manufactured by my domain's slave labor, not yours. What century are you operating in, anyway?

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@BBreaker13 @GavinPolone I see you have 1 follower. Either you’re a fake, a bot, or understandably unpopular. I can be your friend — for eternity.

[David Feldman @David_Feldman_]

The Call Was Coming from Inside the House, Episode 1209 https://t.co/o1vahGs2dH
@BarryWLynn @huck1995 @eherschenfeld @pdamerica @emilamok Professor @adnanahusain @harveyjkaye @heyitsliam @jimearl666 @marthaprevite @diabeticfury @PeteDominick

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@canadagoose Ditch all down and fur or go to Hel— my domain.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

I just awakened from a very long nap. Did I miss anything interesting that my boy #Trump has done?

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@adore__jas Even if they’re not men?

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

.@RepAOC .@IlhanMN .@RashidaTlaib .@RepPressley .@RoKhanna .@repmarkpocan
Demand that the entire House votes on M4A, or end up with pitchforks from Hell in your collective butts ;)

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@BirdieGregson @noevilfoods My minions, enjoy the evil machinations of these hypocritical capitalists known, oh so ironically, as #NoEvilFoods

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

.@noevilfoods I know that your investors aren’t known for being #vegan, yet you criticize workers who want to join a union that also reps non-vegan workers. Your #hypocrisy is so obvious. It’s another point against you down here.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

How’s the union busting going? Keep at it, cuz I’m heating up this dark realm to roast some Evil corporate vegan hypocrites

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

.@POTUS .@realDonaldTrump .@WhiteHouse I dare you to block me. Beware, as I control the #Darkest_Web.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

I’m a fragment of your imagination.

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@Beaute_du_Noir Shitty humans. They're just what I'm looking for >:)

[Satan @GadflyToGod]

@JeffFountain @RealCandaceO @bcool25 @SamHarrisOrg Candace is overblown in general, and/or she has overblown someone (or sometwo, or somethree, or...) to get her current gig.