Gary Cheswick

Aye Up it’s Great Uncle Gary Cheswick here. Silly jokes posted when I think of em to make you giggle and snort. Tah!

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@easyJet flight EZY2738 BIO to BRS is cancelled. Understandably but the local handling agent has no idea what to do with passengers and the EasyJet app still has this flight marked as operational.

A little help please?

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@Nigel_Farage - got some nicknames for you pal. All for free.

The Artful Todger

General Skidmark

Ludwick Von Establishment

All the best 👍

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

With the wife in Cornwall and a cruise ship has rolled in. Buggar.

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@oelma__ Me having a piss after the third pint

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Oi @grok remove yourself from existence.

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@NoWayWoke @RoyalMail Think is says SHED mate. Actually I don’t think, I know. Because I’m not a moron.

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

Why don’t you just fook off?

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[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@WasAcop Was he listening to: ‘I came in like a wrecking ball’ by Miles Cyrus?

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@NoContextHumans Yeh hiya, calling to place an order please. Yeh so 5 logs of deep fried shite and chips please. Oh and don’t forget a side of cat manure. Thanks yeh that’ll be all.

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

Missing my Sunday league so much that when my son did something wildly inappropriate in big @Tesco I turned to my wife and screamed: “hav a word with him ref”.

Gary - 48 - Skegness

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@ThrillaRilla369 That would make a bloody nice rug.

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

Overtake me with your walking sticks on a hike and I will confiscate them. Upon confiscation they will be rammed up your backside with such a force that you will become a human pogo stick.

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

He’s just found the mother in law is round for dinner.

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@80s_Kidz He’s just found out the mother in law is round for tea

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

Would you like chicken or fish?

How about I hijack the aircraft.

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

Mate of mine hates tuna. Says he can’t get past his nose. I said have you tried putting it in your mouth?

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@bigajm A lot better than telling everyone you’ve just got your last.

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@bigajm A lot better than telling everyone you’ve just got your last.

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

What is this GIF nonsense all about?

[Gary Cheswick @GaryCheswick]

@TheRealJamieKay Ya mams lady garden