Autizzy Hands (Julian, He/They)

Julian. Golden age of sail enthusiast. NSFW retweets abound; Ye be warned. Blocks aren't always personal, just curating my user experience!

[Autizzy Hands (Julian, He/They) @Gaygoyles]

A thread of my writing and art posts! 🧵

[Drew Harwell @drewharwell]

A police chief in Georgia used Flock's cameras to track his ex-girlfriend and her teen daughter nearly 600 times. “Don’t worry I’m not tracking you or some weird stalker shit," he texted her. After his arrest, he committed suicide.

He's one of 50 cops we found misusing Flock: 🧵

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

We’re reaching levels of political likability unlike anything we’ve ever seen before

[𝔅𝔥𝔞𝔞𝔩’𝔰 𝔅𝔬𝔶 ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ @bhaalsboy]

I love that it’s clear we’ve always had a little bit of a whimsical nature, but also, that they were giving the dogs treats between takes because they’re always licking their lips at the beginning of every cut 😭

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i'm sure the ability to fabricate convincing historical footage that eventually drifts across the internet, where it's picked up by people who present them as real, at a time when trust in educational and media institutions is already eroding, will prove to be a net positive

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Wrong

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[Cherry Cowboy @cowdealer]

Drug dealer I met at a party showed me a huge ass map of his daily commute that avoided every flock camera

[suvie @suviesuvorov]

they're doing this to me tomorrow

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[aquila 🫀 @belllmonts]

it's not anatomical but still technically medical so i think this vintage cpr illustration can also be included

[egg empress 🥚 @backupweenie]

we don’t need to halve the population. thats eco facism. we need to get rid of militaries (responsible for 70% of emissions), data centers, companies that produce single use plastic, and switch out of fossil fuels to clean energy. but they’d rather let people die than do that

[unidad básica artemy burakh @bat_exhumer]

i never considered that scooby doo could be bisexual. perhaps im a bad person

[THE LAST DAUGHTER OF MARYLAND @WikiOoc]

My god they were eating shellfish in the locker room

[Alice's Restaurant at karaoke and saying it (2-0) @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[Maria @mlstrat]

a load-bearing bit among my friends came from a guy on the periphery who came to a party, walked outside where we were talking, and said “moon looks great tonight.” everyone agreed, went back to talking. upon a lull he said “speaking of the moon, i made the nasa website” 😂

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

woken up by sunbeams (1/2)

[اقرأ @ghoulhag]

“how are people romanticising nosferatu he’s literally a rapist??” i have a bridge to sell you about pretty much all forms of vampire media ever