Varla

The roof flew off & I got sucked into space. Not interested in your gods, goo slinger, or GOP bullshit.

[Varla @GelasticGoGo]

I can barely feed myself to stay alive, you really want to judge my performance on social media?

[Vodka TIEM ™ (powered by whiskey) @VodkaTiem]

Butts and stuff

-- a love story

[Johnny smokes a lot @jcacton35]

My darkness is quite devilry.

[blanka @soy_lavanda]

The privilege of owning yourself is priceless

[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

What if...
I'm not crazy and you are just an asshole?

[Varla @GelasticGoGo]

@SamuelHlowe You can't get rid of me that easy, I followed you on IG, I'm the one with pink hair 😉

[Varla @GelasticGoGo]

@SamuelHlowe you'll be missed!!

[Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 @PinkCamoTO]

Living well is the best revenge.

I whisper to myself as I fill out another cat shelter application.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

Some of the rarest beauty can be found buried beneath the biggest mess.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

If I follow someone back and they immediately DM me a thank you, I already know I made a mistake.

[Special K @SwirlySkittles]

Is being too tired to rub one out rock bottom?

Asking for a friend.

[Jeff Hood ॐ @jeffrhood]

Hate. Pointless..

[Special K @SwirlySkittles]

Roses aren't all red,
Violets aren't blue.
I'm gonna let you finish,
But after he blows you.

Poems are hard.

[Special K @SwirlySkittles]

*names vibrator Skittles

[Varla @GelasticGoGo]

Got a text from my mom tonight. She wants my Netflix password now, bc SOA didn't interest her, but Fuller House is totally her jam.

[Island Girl @_Water_Baby]

The fatter Henry VIII became the more Anne liked anal.