GeniusAtTheBar

I get to wear a black hoodie and repair relationships. My views are my own, not that of my corporate overlords.

[GeniusAtTheBar @GeniusAtTheBar]

IF you have a great idea, something that'll energize you, something you're passionate about, something that will get you out of retail... just do it. It's my Kickstarter's last day, and we DESTROYED our goal. https://t.co/xvv2ilXVK0

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Well, friends! Two years in the making, and over a year of silence from me, and it's finally done! Holy shit that was a lot of work.... #kickstarter #game https://t.co/xvv2ilXVK0

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One of the best ways to leave the fruit stand is to think up your own thing. I’ve spent the last year thinking up a lot, and here’s one of em. Let me know if I can provide you with some advice on how to bail too ;) https://t.co/F1E49HoLHg

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Hey folks. It's been a while. I did a thing, though. Take a look :) https://t.co/LqLK6FkzOJ

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@TrueNPP Angela thought it was more important to sink R&D money into plaid tote bags so you can take it to the beach. We spent all our money and good ideas on the BeachPod, which didn’t come to fruition, and solely caused the launch delay. SAD. #todayatapple #ivemadebetterjokessorry

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@Fliguy30

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@raines_mommy

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In case you’ve been wondering what evil I’ve been working on... https://t.co/a1qPrUJTvl

[FaceTheConsequences @FTCgame]

Game nights are about to a bit more wild. FTC is the expansion pack for ANY party game. Learn more at https://t.co/zs1bBJtWUZ #jokinghazard #kickstarter #party #gamenight #game #PAXEast

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@pzspecialagent

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@mcguired @TrueNPP The misc screw bin is also called the discard container.

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@Wyldhare This is a 2012. If it dies, it dies.

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Best thing to do when you’re sick? Work on a project in the jacuzzi tub while drinking fancy saké #todaynotatapple

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Hot saké life hack #geniusattheBAR #Drinking #booze

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@pzspecialagent Open book, answer questions. Don’t forget to keep 8 styrofoam cups full of water on the bench at all times while wearing a fleece.

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@aussiek @Apple

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@FRS_Babe

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Any of you rocking the square-bodied 30” cinema displays still? This fucking aspect ratio is on point and I miss this height in the wide screen formats. #mineisbigger

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@ExpertlyFR @lizasaurusrex1 DM me if you wanna chat. I tell shitty jokes and talk a lot, but I tend to have a positive outlook. A laugh can go a long way.

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@Wyldhare I'm glad you asked! Short Twitter-sized explanation: Every game that can have a winner, must have losers. My idea is called Face the Consequences. Do the math ;-) Long-form answer on the reddit post! https://t.co/BYKGIAJSPv

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I created an expansion pack you can add to ANY party game. This is not an April Fool's joke. Ask me anything! https://t.co/BYKGIAJSPv