Gerard Pinzone

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@Tesla I never said I wanted the Roadster to be anything other than a fast electric car. But after all the teasing, quotes from Elon, the hype, and the October 1 cancellation, this fucking car better be doing fucking barrel rolls tomorrow.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

Now it's down to two.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

'Star Trek' star Walter Koenig has died at 90

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@TheHistoryNov If Alison Bechdel were dead, she'd be rolling in her grave.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

👀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Pretty much.

As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers.

SpaceX closed $40B of debt for GPUs, but we’re investment grade and have Starlink & launch revenue.

That means the 200+ neoclouds are going to see guppy-level death and consolidation. Some will make it through, but not many.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@emzanotti That's also true for single people. You're making the same number of meals, just tripling the ingredients.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@TheHistoryNov If Alison Bechdel were dead, she'd be rolling in her grave.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@TheCinesthetic Rubber (2010).

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@Cyber_Trailer Cybercab be like, "Look at these morons."

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

I’ve modeled the median pumpkin carving experience.

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

I got this joke when I was 8.

The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Programmers, engineers, and mathematicians who hate AI loved solving puzzles not problems.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@AllanPeters Tense? Like a puckered asshole?

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@panzer Unfortunately, all the good stuff from the post-prequel era was squeezed into that tiny clip.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@zac70182 Wait. How did he trick the system? People with Tesla insurance will want to know.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@baseballcrank Unfortunately, all the good stuff from the post-prequel era was squeezed into that tiny clip.

[Cory Gabrielsen @corygabrielsen]

As an aside, IQ strongly correlates with walking speed.

The correlation is, like, extremely significant. There are essentially zero outliers.

Top quintile walkers are a full standard deviation smarter than bottom quintile walkers.

[Gail Alfar @gailalfaratx]

Let’s get this straight: at 2:30 a.m., a 71-year-old man wanders the freeway. A Tesla on FSD avoids him well, only skimming his side, but another car hits and kills him. What’s going on with these stories flooding the news?

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@Kamalfalilat You think poor people are good with money?

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

I gotcha fam.

[Skyler 🇱🇷 @m_dyline]

Can we admit that these buttons are useless on calculators ?

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@mariana057 Be careful with that joke. It's an antique.