Gerard Pinzone

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

New Post: Low Carb Kaboom Ice Cream https://t.co/luteFh6Ifp

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

@grok @MarnerJoshua thank you Grok for giving the silent treatment to the plebs

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

five minutes ago they were insisting weight is genetically immutable and then ozempic happened and crickets

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@NachoSlave69 @DangerousThinkg The issue is that you're a dumbass.

[Josie Zayner @josiezayner]

Bro the uber app hasn't changed in like 5 years what did they use AI on?

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@RottenTomatoes What if "Crossed," but only kids and ice cream?

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

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[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@Carl_S_ @DougChr22122037 @OccupyLF Ohhhh, I'm sooooo scared.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@JoeTurn27 @Super70sSports Bullshit. Those things fell off as soon as you opened the book. They only gave a measly inch or two for a flap.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@Carl_S_ @DougChr22122037 @OccupyLF That's effort?

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

Paper bags from the grocery store were the only proper material to cover a book. Even if you bought book covers from the stationery store, they were inferior in every way. See how deep the flap extends into the covers? Those pre-made covers would offer about 2 inches max, causing them to fall off every time you opened the book. They included a design that looked horrible if your book wasn't the precise size the creator envisioned. Paper bags were a blank canvas. You could do anything you wanted. Draw on it, add stickers, glue stuff to it. The sky's the limit.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Paper bag book covers were the best. This one used to say Algebra II but now it’s about to say Dokken or something else equally awesome.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@FischerKing64 Leave the spiders alone, and the other bug problems will solve themselves.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

I have found it, the Platonic form of every New York Times op-ed.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

COVID demonstrated that the vast majority of humanity still believes that the best way to fight an illness is via engaging in rituals.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@taco_talks Everything I tell myself makes perfect sense, too.

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

@ianmSC If you had to guess, do you think more men or more women support allowing trans women to compete in female sports?

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

This is true, they say something is Bad for you, then Good.

[The Retro Room 🎮🕹🎬🎥 @TheRetroRoomRoo]

We did it! 👏🔥

Over 100 VHS tapes and reels I've digitized for preservation uploaded on the Internet Archive. 📼🎉

There's a lot of great history there, and I'm happy to get it preserved for future generations! 🔥

Next stop 150! 🎞

[Gerard Pinzone @GerardPinzone]

AI is doing science and may have found existing drugs to treat diseases. https://t.co/KMlXne9YTO