Jamie

Late 30's Home of Sexual hurtling towards 40 with little to no grace and dignity. Railways, food, the thin blue line. He/him.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Reform’s Sian Astley wants to be Mayor of Manchester, but doesn’t even know that the Mayor has no responsibility for pothole repairs. Probably because all she cares about is giving a plug to our sponsors, JCB, whose boss gave Reform £200,000.

[Jamie @GetJamieBacon]

@sniffpetrol Must have been a temporary glitch, all is well now...

[Jamie @GetJamieBacon]

@LloydsBank I've just logged in fine! Must have been a temporary glitch.

[Jamie @GetJamieBacon]

@LloydsBank is your app down? I can't log in.

[London North Eastern Railway @LNER]

Is it too early to say the C word? 🫣

Christmas tickets are now available for travel between Friday 18 December and Wednesday 23 December 2026, as well as Sunday 27 December 2026 to Sunday 3 January 2027.

Book now at https://t.co/GgKVeQaBrU

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Ann Widdecombe died today.

Here's a list of statements she made so we can understand who she was.

"Homosexual acts are wrongful... disgusting."
said science may "produce an answer" to Homosexuality
"We remove restraints when treatment has commenced or, in the case of pregnant women, when labour is confirmed."
On inflation "Well then you don't do the cheese sandwich."

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Brick Cop©️ @Brick_Cop]

Ah, it’s getting international attention finally…😉

#ThinBlueLine 🚨

[Jamie @GetJamieBacon]

@A1GOY Yup. I've said for ages that petrol powered Manuel spec cars will go the way of the horse - no longer a means of transport from A to B and now a plaything, something to enjoy at the weekend.

[Sweet Pop Culture @SweetPopCulture]

@PopBase This is definitely top tier clap back between Greta Thunberg & Andrew Tate! 😂😭

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s the 10th anniversary of Brexit. Let’s have a look at how that’s going:

1974-2016: 7 prime ministers
2016-2026: 7 prime ministers

I said it then. I’ll say it again.
It’s a shitshow.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Jamie @GetJamieBacon]

@BorisJohnson Oh do fuck off.

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

I’m a bit out of the loop with the news. What exactly has Starmer done that he has to resign? It can’t just be because some people don’t like him because that’s true of every prime minister ever.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

"Starmer is the worst PM
we've ever had"

Very short memories.

[Top Gear Quotes @topgear_quoter]

Guys! Problem!

What?

I shoved my anarchy flag through my water lilo.

Nobody's ever said that before.

#TopGear

[Labour Press @labourpress]

Nigel Farage has just re-instated this man into Reform UK.

Let that sink in.

Britain is better than this.

[Jamie @GetJamieBacon]

@LUDENClassics Ooohhh, I do love a 124 Spider! 😉