GoatSpuddle

I’m not the goat you’re looking for. // I’ll try not to offend, but I might eat your washing. // Professional piss-taker, seriously.

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@TertiaryObject @JamesMelville We did.

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@JamesMelville White dog shit

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@Posted_to_BAOR Much of it single-stranded I suspect.

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@Hermelientje2 @archer_rs This it’s true, but I’ve fished a fair few things out of vaginas too.

Never an ice lolly stick though. Presumably they just fall out ;)

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@virginmedia Fixed!

Next working day: have to admit, that’s not bad service!

Thanks!

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All Virgin services down - broadband, phone, and TV not working for >14 hours. Imminent Euros matches.

Certainly dampens my Father’s Day plans, not happy… No engineer until Wednesday either.

@virginmedia

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@virginmedia Not by phone, but the website trouble shooter ended up telling me I need an engineer.

Coming in three days: not ideal when all my services are down and my son’s online schooling is going to be interrupted.

Forget the football matches / Father’s Day…

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@virginmedia Nothing showing on those checkers, calling that number tells me there is no area fault.

Certainly is one here though.

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@virginmedia All services - broadband, phone, and TV not working for >14 hours. Imminent Euros matches.

Certainly dampens my Father’s Day plans, not happy… No engine until Wednesday either.

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@00julesj Yes. Not sure how I feel about it!

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@TheSumoGuy Thank you.

You couldn't know how timely this (actionable!) advice has been.

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I turn only 50 this coming year, but the advice is sage!

[Prof Paul McGee @TheSumoGuy]

This year I celebrate my 60th birthday. Here’s 12 insights that will help you grow as a person this year and avoid the many mistakes I’ve made…in less than 2 minutes.

Scroll to end and you’ll get a bonus one.

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@jverona77 Black chicken satay?

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@JBStyles23 My first contact of employment was for 76 hours / week.

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@AKBrews Felt like I was watching the A-Team, when they get their sh*t together towards the end of each episode.

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@KarenSm45237029 @SeanOhhhh It really isn’t. It will be in the Netherlands, or maybe Belgium.

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@SeanOhhhh @ExpelTheCrazies Yes - haring, met uitjes.

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@AKBrews Real mil wouldn’t have handled it like this, nor had his trouser side pocket unbuttoned.

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@my_tv_life @AshleyGWinter Interesting. Any evidence for topical sildenafil?

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@rosskearns @BettinaSRoss1 Nothing really.