Brian Cornell

Writer, Observer, Self-Published Author ... Founder Good Corn Productions, Est. 2023 ... NO MAD MAN available now!! (link below)

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

@USMNT @GoldCup I don't care how this team plays, as long as they have rainbow numbers I'm happy 🤡 🙄

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

4 out of 5 Shrinks Recommend Social Media

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

@WallStreetMav But ask the woman what she wants to do and the number one answer is: "I don't know."

Followed closely by: "I don't care."

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

People: "Trump is raising tariffs on Canada!"
Me: "What do we import from Canada?"
Them: "Uhhh, I don't know.."
Yeah, me neither. 🤷🦅

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

If you hate Nazis, why would you bring more Swastikas into existence?

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

Prediction for 3rd Place game...
US 5 - 1 Canada
#usmnt #NationsLeague #ussoccer #straightred #americaninlaws

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

Sometime I think, "wow soccer has come so far in America," then one rainy Sunday, NBC chooses to air college basketball over the English Premier League..

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

Should the Federal Government give California more funding/relief because of the Wildfires? Look what CA does (or doesn't do) with the money they already have.

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

It's a Capitalist Society, but you don't have to be a Capitalistic Individual.

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

Girls calling each other "bro"... That shit ain't cute

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

Not everyone sees the world the way you do.

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

Chromebook is slowly dying of planned obsolescence the closer we get to Black Friday. Capitalism strikes again!

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

My "Sick Days" from work are Siiiiick Days! #ill

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

JORDAN MORRIS GIVES SEATTLE THE LATE LEAD! 😤

@SoundersFC // Audi #MLSCupPlayoffs

[Andrej Karpathy @karpathy]

My Gladiator 2 review.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

This year’s lineup is INCREDIBLE!

[Red Pill USA @Red_Pill_US]

The face you make when everybody around you is eating McDonald's, but you would rather eat cardboard 😭

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

This is not okay. Stop wasting our tax money!!

[America @america]

The Pentagon just failed its seventh audit in a row.

The nation’s largest government agency is unable to fully account for its budget of over $824 billion.

They don’t even know where billions of taxpayers’ money is going.

Efficiency is coming — @DOGE

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

Still tryna figure out who stole my favorite sweater 8 years ago...

[Brian Cornell @GoodCornProduct]

I've always wanted to have kids! #notscience

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

"Yes, it’s possible for men to become pregnant and give birth to children of their own."

From Healthline, a supposed resource on health information.