Zoe Graham

Getting through life one bottle of Gin at a time.

[G @Elvisfromhell_]

Ant McPartlin eating a curry:

[Mark @mrkphllps1]

Nobody:

My Glade Air Freshener at 3am:

[The Cork Coypu @CorkCoypu]

Prince Andrew is now claiming that Kate also photoshopped this photo.
#KateMiddleton

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

Marge Simpson after being up all night on the sewing machine

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

The age of consent is 16 because 16 year olds bang each other, not because it's ok to have a girlfriend in year 10 when you're 42, Clive

[Moog @a_toots]

🚨BREAKING🚨 Donald Trump has hired Wayne Rooney to play all the parts of his defence team.

[Ragged Trousered Philanderer @RaggedTP]

We’ve decided that when Scotland gets its independence, we’re taking Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield and Newcastle with us 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Zoe Graham @Graham_Zoe]

@calibeth10 I am screaming, ive never heard/seen anything so accurate 😂

[Mary Kelly Foy MP @marykfoy]

The Chancellor’s new scheme seems to be “Eat Nowt to Heat House”.

[Chris Cook @xtophercook]

I've been to some bad parties, but none so bad that I've thought I was at a work meeting.

[Katherine Ryan @Kathbum]

Of course the liars lied. They’re liars. Don’t investigate, just get rid. Why do I feel like this country is dating Tristan Thompson?

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

The biggest obstacle to eating moderately, I find, is the sense I’ve had ever since becoming a parent that food somehow needs *tidying away*. Just for neatness. I swear if half-finished jigsaws weren’t so chewy, I’d swallow them as well.

[Zoe Graham @Graham_Zoe]

@boohoo #scrollboohooinstead 💞

[Steph Johnson @ScouseBirdBlogs]

Why can’t the general public see through Boris Johnson as easily as they have Jake in #LoveIsland ?

[Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

Earlier after I called Boris Johnson a liar I was thrown out of Parliament immediately.

But he is a liar, and enough is enough. I needed to call it out!

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Matt Hancock - It Was Me (Shaggy Parody).

Written / Performed by myself.
Edits by @CarlossRicoo.
#healthsecretary #matthancock #boris

[shesdeadsoosan @shesdeadsoosan]

Who did this 🤣

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Rightmove is my Tinder.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Tory gains are bad news for jobs, the environment & public services for the many not the few. With millions not voting, these results show a loss of hope. We must offer a bolder vision to transform people’s lives & give them the confidence to strive for a more equal world.