Haight Lovett

: : novella writer who loves to laugh : :

[Haight Lovett @HaightLovett]

I ❤️ getting thank you notes for my thank you notes.

[Haight Lovett @HaightLovett]

I #lovett! This #artnouveau #wannabeadultcoloringbookpage #mermaid!

[Vinotourist @vinotourist]

Happy Valentines! https://t.co/hefY7U59Ox This is #pansythebackyardchicken. She takes her grapes unfermented.

[Haight Lovett @HaightLovett]

Wine & food pairing chart highlight of 1960 pamphlet. https://t.co/PXFX7YmspB

[Haight Lovett @HaightLovett]

Drinking wine because beer doesn't seem holy enough for church on Christmas Eve.

[Haight Lovett @HaightLovett]

Fan Art, love it! Chick in a Mexican Dress from Riverwalk Rendezvous.

http://t.co/QO54PPVMHu

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

Somedays I feel like running away.

Then I remember how much I hate running.

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

[Dan O'Brien @OtherDanOBrien]

[Testing Cat-Human Translator]
Scientist: Cat, what is your name?
Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER
Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks.

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

If I had Donald Trump's hair I'd be cautious about running

[Haight Lovett @HaightLovett]

In-room art at the #LaQuinta near #CarlsbadCaverns. Hilariously appropriate, no?

[Haight Lovett @HaightLovett]

#WordOfTheDay - oology: http://t.co/dfYfQLH91Z @dictionarycom I totally thought this meant something else.

[Haight Lovett @HaightLovett]

Taking bad luck to the next level by opening my umbrella inside a ladies room stall.

[Katherine @KThonvold]

Is there a text incase of emergency box yet? I am afraid, If I ever have an emergency, nobody will answer their phones if it is a call.

[Haight Lovett @HaightLovett]

I #hateit when 70s love ballad 'I Like Dreamin' gets stuck in my head first thing Monday morning. Don't you?!?

[You know @Tmoney68]

I'm giving up abbreviations for Lent.

Laugh Out Loud

[Bizzy Burps McBrave @bizzymcgee]

Next time I'll "press 2 for Spanish" in hopes of getting someone that speaks better English than the person on line 1.

[Noodles @Dawn_M_]

The only worry I have about getting old is forgetting the people I have swore revenge on.

[Cherye @Clanopath]

No thanks semicolon, I've got enough complications in my life.

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.