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Me before today: did not give a single shit about chess
Me today: “so this is why he has to be using the anal beads to get ai fed Morse code decisions on what to do next”
He also tried to imply expensive wine was morally superior because you can’t pay labors when you sell a cheap product. I’d hazard a guess that expensive wine aren’t setting a gold standard for labor conditions in California
the appalachian mountains are older than saturn’s rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.