Hal🪐

a bio to your profile

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[Hal🪐 @HallieUnruh]

COME ON 😭

[Hal🪐 @HallieUnruh]

@GAF_enterprises

[Hal🪐 @HallieUnruh]

Should I begin a hello kitty faze I think I need a new faze

[kemi @kemimarie]

thank god it’s almost sagittarius season. i’m ready to terrorize

[Hal🪐 @HallieUnruh]

This was a disgusting snack

[Hal🪐 @HallieUnruh]

@C00KIEPEARL Enough

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

“your screen time is up 36% this we-” do you want me to end it all right now apple cuz it seems like you do

[Hal🪐 @HallieUnruh]

@JessicaRumrill My epiphany is that feet are really cool and very helpful. Toes are super good for gripping slippery slopes. Will be using them again soon.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

termite twitter scares me

[small monkey john d. @smallmonkyjdee]

he just like me fr!

[Garfield @Garfield]

fall starts today, and we're ready

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

He'll shatter your world. Sonic Prime is coming to Netflix Winter 2022!

[ZNT @ZachNoeTowers]

Everyone who has watched the live action Pinocchio has died within 7 days

[Hal🪐 @HallieUnruh]

I m r a t

[Rizzo @Rizzo]

I think I just made the ultimate rat snack: A seven-layer dip where each layer is a different type of cheese! Once they all melt, ya can't really tell which layer is which... but who cares when it tastes so cheesy??

[Hal🪐 @HallieUnruh]

@abbeycarolynne Thought you were talking about a French senior citizen for a sec

[The Lily @thelilynews]

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[carls @mojocjo]

if my bestfriend says the sky is purple, then the sky is purple.
till we get home then imma ask her wtf she was talkin about