I just spent the last 12ish days at home with Covid. Before those 12 days I never imagined that I would be so fatigued that I’d need a nap after unloading the dishwasher.
I hate being the jerk that ruins what everyone thinks is cute but.....
Aspiration pneumonia
That’s what happens to the calves that dunk their whole face in buckets of milk. The viral one with “chug” resulted in the calf dying.
Sorry
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Idk what this says about me, but I see all these people posting home workout videos and all I can think is “why are you ok with getting sweat all over your couch?”
According to Homeland Security my job falls under the “essential businesses” list and I get to work with someone who is still convinced that this virus isn’t that bad and we done need to stay away from people. Please send prayers 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
It’s amazing to me that some adults just really can’t wrap their heads around the fact that other people exist and have their own lives and you need to be respectful of that and not so inconsiderate. Like actual grown adults just think they’re the only ones who matter.
This is what it looks like to get schmeared by a Tillamook Farmer-Owner (@DerrickJosi 🙌) and R&D Scientist.
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Good morning beautiful people..
The groundhog came out of his hole and didn’t go back in. Spring’s coming early. The SUPER BOWL is upon us. FanDuel has boosted odds.
LET’S HAVE THE GREATEST SUNDAY IN HISTORY
HUGE UPDATE ON THE ASTROS CHEATING SCANDAL!
I've just acquired audio from a Bluetooth transmitter that was connected to an earpiece inside of Jose Altuve's ear during this at-bat. Listen for yourself.