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@rickmulton @GWRHelp I'm at Paddington and they're saying there's a fatality on the track.

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@Apple I don't usually read Apple T&Cs but when I do I find they're in Japanese 🤷‍♀️ ...only the iCloud ones, the Apple media terms are in English...

[Hampie @HanCham]

@AldiUK maths is important, kids. It's less than 1p per wipe

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@playlinkee Mad men!

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@organixbrands one cake in this banana cloud bag appears to be mouldy, the rest are fine, any ideas?

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@IKEAUK ikea Greenwich used to be so good. Now such a shambles. Late opening by 20 minutes and don’t even send a manager to doors to explain whats going on to hundreds outside. Leave one security guy alone to deal with backlash and he doesn’t even know why they’re late.

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@playlinkee When the rules were changed to not allow letter trades because I was winning too much. Sadly 2 babies later and my brain is total mush so won’t be needing that rule again.

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@playlinkee Can’t wait for my kids to be old enough so I can obliterate them haha

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@Joulesclothing so gift cards no longer a payment option, I assume that’ll be it then?
p.s. sorry to all the staff going through this rn it’s not your fault.

[Hampie @HanCham]

@suehaywardmedia They already removed the gift card payment option so too late

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@playlinkee Bah!! Of course!!

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@playlinkee What was the answer? 🥺

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@playlinkee ?
Rip
Croak
6 feet under
Linkee: Death!

[Hampie @HanCham]

@LBC if you’ve ever been to any sports game in America you’ll know they play (or even perform) the national anthem every game religiously. I don’t see anyone in USA finding that dilutes their patriotism…quite the opposite.

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@Fortnums can your online portal seriously not handle buying two hampers at once? Buying a custom hamper and unable to also buy pre-made hamper because it’s trying to fit it inside the custom one…seriously?!

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@LBC @eddiemair Take your keyboard off the desk, I could hear you typing every single time your American guest spoke. Very distracting

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40 minutes because the server was counting each meatball out loud. Our entire booking window was spent the queue.

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@IKEAUK at the greenwich store. Question: why improve the booking system for tables only to have barely any staff on the food counter? 20 minutes waiting and still 9 people ahead of me. Slow as hell!!

[Hampie @HanCham]

@IKEAUK at the greenwich store. Question: why improve the booking system for tables only to have barely any staff on the food counter? 20 minutes waiting and still 9 people ahead of me. Slow as hell!!

[Hampie @HanCham]

@RoyalMail My Tracked 48 delivery took 28 DAYS to arrive.
My tracked 24 took 9 days. I try to fill out a claim form and I can't even select delay! It's greyed out. What am I supposed to do now?