Harish K

Professional instigator, amateur instigatee

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

@OsitaNwanevu At the end of the day, it's just about having fun.

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

My hot take is Amanda Gorman sucks. Girl's been getting a free ride since that Inauguration. Get you a poet who doesn't suck, like Ocean Vuong or Rupi Kaur.

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

Should be a thing that when you're done voting in Oregon (all mail babbbbyyyyyy) you don't have to see any more political ads.

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

This is my favorite Eric Adams bit.

[katie honan @katie_honan]

“We are the Rome of America!” @NYCMayor says at Gracie Mansion event for Italians. Bold considering there is already another Rome, NY
https://t.co/5Q92h49Nkr

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

The greatest mayor @Theobeidler

[Craig McCarthy @createcraig]

Umm

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

Advice to all people who write letters of recommendation: "tweaked" and "piqued" are two distinct words with different meanings. Using the second makes you sound good, using the first makes it sound like assault.

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

Once again, people should be wary of giant killer college football powerhouse *squinting quite hard*...Vanderbilt? As a proud alumnus, never had a doubt.

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

DECISION TO LEAVE (Park, 2023): A man meets a woman so hot that he forgets how to do his job (the plot of every noir film). 10/10 highly recommend.

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

Everybody post your favorite Eric Adams nonsense. This one is burned into my brain forever.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Eric Adams gives the worst answer any politician has ever given to a soft ball question. https://t.co/sYL3cj5yCf

[sleepwalker @sl33pw4lkr]

Eric adams announces he's "both parts of rush hour in one guy"

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

Thinking about @Theobeidler in these troubling times.

[sami @hellosami]

Mayor Eric Adams at a town hall last week:

“I am the pilot, and you are all passengers. Pray for me to land the plane, cause there’s no parachutes on this plane, we’re all going down together.”

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

The haters will tell you my cooking is too cilantro forward. Well, the haters are right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

Hawk Tuah The Polls This November! Is this anything?

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

@ettingermentum Also, biden bad

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

@Redistrict @CookPolitical Holograms? Holograms.

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

@Theobeidler This but for guitar riffs, every time its the Black keys and i hate myself

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

Check out this amazing campaign! https://t.co/ymzoM7BRYE via @CharityFtprints

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

@HeerJeet Nah bro, he just needs to get the dog story off the news stat after Vance's insane media plays this morning

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

@HeerJeet *extreme Javier Bardem voice* Lisan-al-gaib

[Harish K @HarishKPH]

@frankshyong I need Akademiks to communicate his mood via his DoorDash receipts