Scott Harris Relief Dumpster Fire

You want swing and miss relievers. Tough Pal. I’m going dumpster diving.

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@jmthrivept

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@Rachel__Nichols How many NBA players have you slept with Rachel?

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@mlb_simulator Now up to -8 and still the most unlucky team in baseball.

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@notgaetti What does being an MLB player have to do with gay sex?

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@PitchingNinja Fuck analytics

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@SkubalsChangeup Can’t believe teams haven’t set rules and tried to optimize this.

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@Dr00pyDawg @CodifyBaseball He’s a fucking retard

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@EvanPetzold Good. Fuck that cock sucker.

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@EvanPetzold Because Josh Naylor is a huge ass hole

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@sondraa I’ll be the Judge of that

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@jonlajoiecomedy I wish for a “The League” reunion season

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@themostazezo *Wakes up*

“I shall call out a child from 2008 today”

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@TMZ L O L

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@MikeyMuls Probably a beta test player. There is a certain number of points, rebounds and assists you need to get to to go 82-0. That guy is below the averages of those numbers but is still somewhat close.

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@DailyMail

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@bykevinclark Hard difficulty: do it with out 60’s Wilt

Impossible difficulty: do it without Wilt all together.

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@RicFlairNatrBoy One more match!

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@VigilantFox I think he’s trolling everyone. Whether intentional or unintentional, I find this schtick hilarious.

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@the_joe_marotta They don’t even know how to do this anymore

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@arielhelwani What a gaslighter. WWE probably told him to fuck off when he asked to get back on TV.