Me washing my cat’s water bowl every time I refill it: I can’t let biofilm build up. That’s disgusting. I don’t want her getting sick.
Me refilling my Hydro Flask for the 156th day in a row without washing it: It’s literally just water. I’ll be fine.
First off the hunger games is not a romance novel. Second off Peeta and Gale are symbolic of the type of revolution Katniss can choose to partake in. Will it be a revolution based in empathy or one based in anger. I fear sometimes the curtains aren't just blue.
My favorite ADHD trait is genuinely believing, with my whole chest, that tomorrow I’m going to clean my entire apartment.
Every single night.
And somehow tomorrow keeps refusing to become the day.
(After sexting) Okay now be honest with me. How much of you cumming was simply because you were jacking off, and how much would you say was because of the power of my written word?
One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th
What a picture. Absolutely stunning
Ms Rachel is matching Macklemore’s $1 million donation and calling on every white celebrity to do the same “and speak out against the genocide in Gaza.”
six seven can be unfunny but i do find it funny when the number is said and a bunch of grown people in the room just quietly do the hand motion without even changing their neutral expression like the koopas when the bg music goes "bah bah!"
me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about
me when i need help: i need to be killed.