Hawkeye Pierce

Surgeon. Captain. Moonshine enthusiast.

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@danwiederer Oh, SHIT! Look out, Atlanta! The Bears mean business NOW! Before you know it, they’re gonna be having a players-only team meeting to clear the air!

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@TheRickWilson He’s up to no good, he is!

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@ScheplengSamuel @bmorefan1234 @AdamSchefter Poles brought the Bears back from cap hell and made one of the most lopsided trades in NFL history in the Bears’ favor. He’s also had some HUGE misses. Take the good with the bad and he’s maybe a slightly above average GM.

I’d put that evaluation up against anyone’s. Be real.

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@bmorefan1234 @AdamSchefter Spiking the ball right after your team got fleeced for a second rounder is certainly a choice.

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@TheRickWilson 1. Trump posts rage bait to distract from his deal to fund Russia’s war on Ukraine.
2. Fucking EVERYONE takes the bait.

Kudos all around.

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@RonFilipkowski So many people are taking the bait with this Nobel Peace Prize bullshit. This entire rant (and multiple rants to come) is meant to distract from the deal he just made to fund Russia’s war on Ukraine.

WAKE THE FUCK UP.

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@KellDAChicago Ditka said repeatedly that his biggest regret was not “stopping” Barack Obama from becoming a senator, and therefore stopping him from becoming president. Ditka was more of a fascist than you think, I guaranfuckingtee.

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@missmayn Next they’re gonna have blackjacks pay out 11-10. That’ll fix everything.

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@RonFilipkowski To be fair, Cooper would have wiped the floor with Tillis just as easily.

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@Rainmaker1973 LOL. I promise you this: the day that the only coffeemakers available for purchase are internet connected ones is the day I stop drinking coffee.

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@VetsForRL Even when Tillis is pretending to have courage, he can’t even pretend to have courage.

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@stoolpresidente Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly embarrass yourself more. You’re an epic meatball.

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@iamcogs @Peter_Bukowski What I love about Bukowski is how he has no clue that the balance of power has shifted by an incredible amount.

It’s going to be YEARS before the Packers are relevant again (regardless of whatever happens on Sunday), and he just… can’t grasp it. He’s literally not capable.

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@GBraggsJr23 It wasn’t even GOOD trolling. Just lazy AF.

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@Alexkuhn523 @SarahLongwell25 You’re making literally no sense.

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@TookerIsBack @JezziiB Search engines aren’t what they once were, but they can still help you find a video clip.

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Get it yet, @megynkelly, you dumbass freak show?

[nice @cornbreadcommie]

Genuinely love that her legal team didn't release these tapes until later on. Gave the loser rapists enough time to put their foot on their mouth just to be met with real evidence of their lies. Losers online still doubling down, shows it was never about the facts.

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.@megynkelly in shambles after hearing this news

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Umar Matthew Ingalls is believed to have retreated to Dubai where he was raised following accusations of gang raping Jane Doe at Cornell University https://t.co/9nNLWO6qIz 🔗

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@MorePerfectUS Crazy that they haven’t all already done so. If they give up tribal land for someone to build a data center, they will never ever ever ever EVER get that land back.

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@seventhflt @VoteHub SCOTUS is corrupt as hell (as currently constituted) but they’re also cowards. They might be ready to go full-blown constitutional crisis, but I believe Trump’s sub-30 percent approval will keep them from doing so.

We’ll find out in two months.