HeardAtF3

Gems from The Gloom... we've all got them, share them here. It's like a quote of the day, if we did that sort of thing.

[F3AluminumPax @F3AluminumPax]

“Thanks for easing it in…”
@HeardAtF3

[HeardAtF3 @HeardAtF3]

(Pax had carpooled)
1: “Hurry and open it up! I’m getting really wet over here!”

@F3Nation

[Joe Englin @F3Kraut]

@HeardAtF3 this morning:
Pax 1: I’m going to call your wife and ask her if you can do @GORUCK Bragg
Pax 2: Oh, she already said I can go, I just don’t want to.

@EngelbartsII 😘

[HeardAtF3 @HeardAtF3]

“I didn’t even notice the back puddle…”

@F3Nation

[F3 Pipeline, Jordan Abshire @jordanabshire78]

@F3Metro, a small but mighty group showed up for Revolution Beatdown. Read all about it, https://t.co/WCQqlvIE4P along w/ the Top Three "that's what she said" quotes, including this beauty: "It gets harder, when it gets longer." @HeardAtF3 @JosephWesterha1 @F3Crockett89 @F3Evil

[HeardAtF3 @HeardAtF3]

This is special.
@F3Nation

[F3 Cary Apex @F3Carpex]

All You Can Do Is Laugh https://t.co/UPUMHMvCLd

[F3 Cary Apex @F3Carpex]

All You Can Do Is Laugh https://t.co/UPUMHMvCLd

[Tom Hayes / F3 Banjo @Plainpocket]

Now this is a Back Blast, one for the annuls. A must read for the newly indoctrinated, sad clown, and, well all.
@HeardAtF3

[HeardAtF3 @HeardAtF3]

(After calling A “Dick Dipper”)

1: “Did he just call what I think he called?”
2: “Yes”
1: “That’s not in the Lexicon, and I don’t want to do it”
2: “Don’t worry, there’s no way he goes longer than a few seconds…”

@F3Nation

[Garrett F3_Olaf ❄️ @g_purve]

@Homebrew_F3 @88_f3 @F3LakeWylie @F3_ItalianJob @ptthorne @chiphill4 @F3_Bobber @F3_WhiteHat @F3GoldRush @F3theFort @F3RockHill @HeardAtF3 "show him the green monster"

[West Coast Bartman @F3ManBart]

@HeardAtF3 “Listen, JOHN, I’m going to keep using your government name until you start listening!” (He kept grabbing sandbags during a ruck when we told him to stop because he had a ton of blisters on his feet.)

[Mike Taras @taras_mike]

@JohnKing1991 @HeardAtF3 @F3Jacksonville “These quads were made for this!!!!”
-PUD

[Mike Taras @taras_mike]

@JohnKing1991 @HeardAtF3 @F3Jacksonville “As soon as I stopped vomiting, I felt fine!”
-BigBird

[John King (F3 BigBird) @JohnKing1991]

@HeardAtF3 “It just looked like I had my period while I was running that’s all.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR

[John King (F3 BigBird) @JohnKing1991]

@HeardAtF3 “These quads are made for this.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR

[John King (F3 BigBird) @JohnKing1991]

@HeardAtF3 “I’m 56 bitch.” As he passes people. @F3Jacksonville #BRR

[John King (F3 BigBird) @JohnKing1991]

@HeardAtF3 “It’s cheaper than a divorce.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR

[John King (F3 BigBird) @JohnKing1991]

@HeardAtF3 “There’s no foreplay on that one, just straight into it.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR

[John King (F3 BigBird) @JohnKing1991]

@HeardAtF3 “I’ve never been in this many porta toilets in such a short period of time.” @F3Jacksonville #BRR