Heather Curtis

I like art. Both viewing and participating in

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

I need to stop letting tiny farts out when I walk without checking if someone is behind me first #sorry

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I thought we were going out?”

“Sorry, I’ve accidentally put my pyjamas on, it’s not something that can be reversed”

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

Hundreds of @JustEatUK lids littering Lansdowne Crescent, Worcester. #notcool

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

How exciting… I don’t even use twitter #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

actually do think this app is good if anyone wants to download it so I can get more free space lol #cheapskate https://t.co/QVYH9O3wGj

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

@charlottevprice @McVities Certainly not!

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

Public request for @McVities to put some new jokes on Penguin wrappers... I eat a bar almost every day and can recite all the jokes by heart at this point... 👀🐧🍫

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

Shotgun

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

@BorisJohnson when you change up the lockdown rules can you allow me to see my boyfriend for more than a socially distanced walk, please? Thank you. Lots of love xoxo

[Weetabix @weetabix]

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

[Scott Miller @byscottmiller]

My mom and step-dad have spent the better part of quarantine building what they call their "Mini Modern House."

It is, quite literally, a miniature marvel, and the world needs to see it.

Fully built and designed from scratch, the MMH comes with...

+Functioning electricity

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

I still believe In Santa I don’t give a fuck

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

Ew

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

the fact so many people still voted for trump shows how badly the world needs real change - the status quo won’t cut it anymore and unless we present progressive politicians that actually try to address the problems in people’s lives this will happen again

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

bloody hell, look how satisfying feb 2021 is

[Emily♡ @ItsEmilyKaty]

Symptoms of depression that no-one talks about. - a thread. /1

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

Yesterday I told a customer I couldn’t do the work for her and texted her a number for someone else who could.

She said “thanks... but that’s my number”

Yes bitch, get off yo ass and do it yo self

LoL jOkEs I’m just a prize tit

[Heather Curtis @Heather_Curtis_]

It’s been 10 years on the twitter for me apparently

[Chris Hughes @chrishughes_22]

There’s no two ways. If you litter, you were dragged up. You’re scum. End of. Walk to the fucking bin, and put your shit in it. And if the bins are full, carry it until you find one.