Matthew Dedmon

if you can't be good; at least be good at it

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

"England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts"

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

USA is getting steroid and paid refs allegations in SOCCER.

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[AmericanAccolon @AccolonsMetal]

It’s the emperors birthday, treaty signed with Persia, gladiatorial games done in front of the Capitol in celebration.

Trump is Caesar Maxxing this weekend

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭

[Cynus @cy1nus]

real mfs like me would tank this btw

[duck says @ducksays]

boomers right now that are forced to lower their home prices by 5%

[Matthew Dedmon @HeavyChevy1996]

Me when my $5 dealer bust side bet hits

[alexei @alexeixbt]

bro after getting his first $1k:

[Bishop 🏴‍☠️ 🇺🇦 @KBP9a91]

>Mississippians looking down on the Europoors from their doublewide trailers

[eden ᢉ𐭩 🇧🇷 @itfsluvr]

first week with no jujutsu kaisen 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i can’t do this anymore

[BowTiedPhys @BowTiedPhys]

“What was it like driving in the 2020s?”

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

When I hit the pulled pork with a little tonkatsu sauce.

[beeble @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Super Bowl…

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

NFL scriptwriters in the playoffs..

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

The title game should've been tonight.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

“STeeLeRs HaVE tHE ChANCE tO DO tHE FuNnIEsT ThING”