NachoAveragePilot

I’m a Blue Heeler that lives in Antarctica and I fly airplanes and helicopters

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@gardens_cape @EmergencyStream Or maybe a helicopter is going down and every gear box has some type of red fluid in it to lubricant parts that spend a lifetime of spinning.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@BowTiedCFI Ive been following you since before you bought the place. It’s been fun seeing these updates and how it’s going and you are doing fantastic! I might just have to fly out that way to give some business.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@oeingoboeing Very Nice!

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@MidlandAero @beakercmb Doesn’t like the amount of AD’s? lol. As a plane owner I would tell the DPE “touché”. But weird even if they are all complied with he would still refuse.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@airmainengineer Pulled back the blue knob too fast. That was easy…. Next!

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@BuzzPatterson They hate this county but refuse to leave. Low IQ fucking animals.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@Iraqveteran8888 Best way to defeat a drone is thick woods and good camo.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@airmainengineer PIC failed to control speed resulting in loss of control.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@ScottEnlow So the daily bag limit for unexploded ammunition is 0 I suppose.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@X_SouthwestTeam How bout fuck off you fake ass account?

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@EricWelch42 The ole 6. If it fits, it flys!

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

Southwest is a BS ass airline. You text me to say “flight cancelled”. Downgrade my tickets, put me in a middle seat, give me a layover when I had “non-stop” and will not reimburse for the downgrade. 🖕#southwestairlines #southwestair

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@ThankSolOtt @DimeFred2 Thank you Sun.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@harmlesstree2 @DimeFred2 Had a beer with him last night. Cool people.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@ThankSolOtt @DimeFred2 We shit in the woods. Not on the sidewalk.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@MCCCANM @David_Crayford My buddy the other day, big 121 ops, said a fed rode the jumpseat down the FL to do a check on a UA flight. My buddy tells him, “well phuck, ride jump on UA then”. Haha

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

When someone gets pulled over they always ask for a supervisor. Well…. Just make all cops supervisors on their shift. Problem solved.

[NachoAveragePilot @HeelerBlue_]

@BillWiIdin Well. I have a 350 dually. I like fat bitches.