Amanda Morgenstern

Construction manager, wannabe TV critic, always thirsty.

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@aherman2006 Walked thru a vacant office building in NJ yesterday and this was the only thing left save for like 3 broken office chairs

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@zaraquinnfit @GianmarcoSoresi Crowdwork in a special is a crime I agree

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@gothcucumb3r @greenkmr_3 @facetedcarapace Min wage is way lower than this tho just sayin. Target in suburban NJ pays like $16

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@ASFleischman In your world this would be like asking why people have strong opinions about the first amendment. Super important foundational to our way of life and also complete fucking bullshit

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@ComradeSpaghoo @madison_tayt Wait the plank shoes cost money that’s even funnier

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@madison_tayt (Googles geta) lmfao

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@facetedcarapace The oil workers on Landman go to one of these at like 5am in a carpool and get bricked up together it’s cute then they go to work

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@greenkmr_3 @facetedcarapace You can’t just let some bitches hustle when the club ain’t open the tips are prolly aight damn

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@state_of_t Y’all are so cute thinking they’re moving within nyc one small appliance at a time at this rate they’ll never make it I see addicts tryin to scrape together $40

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@shortbus_ace I love Moes but my suburban NJ location just closed I’m afraid they may not be thriving

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@gabrieloak99 @dummyfalastini That dude will make your drunk ass a sick egg salad and like be your boyfriend

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@LindyTasteful Doesn’t know any* better

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@LindyTasteful That’s literally what Chicago is, the beautiful mid. Knows what he’s doing orrr just doesn’t know and better
We used to say a Chicago 10 is a NY 6

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@kaitduffy Ah but it’s the indoor ones watching alone on a couch in the dark that are gonna gamble all your monies away

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@VanLathan This is only funny cuz you’re black as a white lady same age as you that song has always been cringe

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@Lilly_bat98 the joke isn’t ab her seaux

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

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@GEXRGlA @ryasaurusx Who does the shake and shimmy better

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@bigshipper99 @MurrayHillGuy1 Ugh

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@CantEverDie Civic pride and rivalry both stupid