HeyDad

HeyDad is a subscription box for dads who love their kids but think most of their toys are dumb and boring.

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But what if my kids all develop new personalities at the same time I need to be ready JIC

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.

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Someone sign this dad

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Thanks y’all

[Shows on Spot @SpotifyIdeas]

Being a dad is hard enough, but it doesn't have to be thanks to @HeyDadBox!

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Baby destroyed him

[Brandon C. Thomas (B-doe) @ThatsHowItBdoe]

Attempting to battle rap my son...

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#Oscars

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

I don’t watch awards shows because I’m a parent and all my leisure time is spent trying to get children to brush their teeth.

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

My eight-year-old is battling her uncle in a prank war. Last night she delivered this devastating blow.

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@whyofthetyger @josephflorez @BuzzFeedParents DMs are open my dude

[kevinmadsen @kevinmadsen]

We’re at the dentist and my son Gideon is such a little narc.

“Do you brush every day?”

“No not really”

How has he not learned that the dentist is the one person we all lie to.

[rachelle mandik 🕳 @rachelle_mandik]

i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong.

[HeyDad @HeyDadBox]

Same but it's always a Z bar.

[Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton]

This - for those of you who wondered - is exactly what being woken by a three-year old at 5 am is like.

[Derek Walker @dewalker]

Attention Cool Moms/Dads: We Need Yr Help:
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Are you concerned that your kid is a psycho? We’d love to hear about it.
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On the @HeyDadBox podcast, we’ve been having people call in and… https://t.co/xAxeX6uStE

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Respect

[yelisa @beingyelisa]

My greatest accomplishment as a parent has been convincing my kids that Chuck E. Cheese is only open once a year.

[HeyDad @HeyDadBox]

Same same

[Dave Learns Dadding @DaveLearnsToDad]

Every picture I have of my two-year-old is of him walking towards the camera asking if he can see the picture

[Faux Ma @Faux_Ma]

My inbox was full of "This is your VERY LAST chance!" sales right before Xmas, but now here we are many weeks later and they are like "Good news, one more chance!"

Which is pretty much exactly how I discipline my kids.

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@whyofthetyger Been there my dude

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@WesBrawner @anniefdowns Glad you liked the frying pan Annie! Hit us up whenever. (And thanks Wes, you have done your job and we will now release your dog back to you unharmed)

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@WesBrawner @dewalker Don’t encourage him pretty soon the whole show will just be Derek’s intro

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@SheaSerrano YESSSS SHEA