Heidi Hemp

I am emotionally allergic to Mayo.

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

@MuscleIQ2 We felt it big in Heber. #earthquake

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

While @elonmusk is being so charitable, maybe he can actually wipe our nation’s crippling student debt.

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

@RobbySlowik I think @spirit charges you to bring on your pen. $35 I believe.

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

@DevonGarnett Also, don’t ever go to a @Dodgers game if you don’t want to be inconvenienced by traffic. Just sayin’

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

@DevonGarnett You need a microfiber cloth bb

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

@sailEbeD @enews WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

Count the times Laverne Cox says the words: Stunning, Have the Best Time Tonight. 😵‍💫 @enews #GRAMMYs

[TJ @tjs_1782]

I didn’t want this @HighDee …the NFL made me do it.

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

Oh look another delayed flight @JetBlue @EWRairport get it together—my God! 👀

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

I have been a loyal @JetBlue customer until yesterday, and today just sealed the deal. Never again. What happened to their customer service?

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

The worst airport in the world goes to none other than @EWRairport

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE! #GoBolts

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

Add this to the list of reasons we are leaving CA. Periodt

[CBS LA @CBSLosAngeles]

GAS TAX HIKE: Californians going to the pump will likely notice another increase in gas prices Thursday, as a new state gas tax hike takes effect. The tax on regular is now over 51 cents per gallon, the highest in the nation. https://t.co/16AWkkKPNA

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

@DevonGarnett They better be payin that mileage.

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

This will from now on live rent free in my brain.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GTA in real life https://t.co/c7aIwS5d2B

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

I have watched this no less that 57 times.

[Kelsey @notorious_KRG]

This video lives in my head rent free

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

Oh—HI there. Anyone else sobbing at the #KUWTK finale because IT ME. I AM.

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

@kashmeredanny @j_legally

[Heidi Hemp @HighDee]

@j_legally