MarkB

Profile-pic-wise, I’m the one on the left.

[George Grace @GGREPS]

We've been inspired by Darren the doorman from Reading. The best caller on the @lbc show to date
If you ever wondered how you could make society better, our advice is
#BeMoreDarren
@ShelaghFogarty

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@SebGotSafeSeat @thepig993 All those columns, clearly aimed entirely at tickling local party membership by parroting vacuous nonsense, thereby trashing his reputation. Oh well.

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@WinstonTexas @MDut21 @lidlkim It’s obvious the bent copper is drugging her. The kick-arse rock chick is a simpering wreck. What I don’t get is why her mother, or Jazzer, or Jim, or any of the few sensibles don’t call it. Maybe Wayne will find his voice, burst out of the kitchen, and intervene. 🤞 #TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@TheCiderShedPod Happy to agree and give full credit. 👏 Spot on writing and excellently acted. #TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@Appleandroidapp No wonder Étienne looks elsewhere. He should make that permanent, asap. #TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@lidlkim They’re both from the ‘have 12 minutes of misery’ school of broadcasting (as are an increasing number of characters). If I had to keep one, though, it’d be Alice: at least she’s usually in scenes with bearable people, but I’m sorry to have to save either of the oxygen drains.

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@alixmcadams If the Alice regression process and seeing visions of the letter G and other such tosh doesn’t get us first. It’ll be a close run thing. #TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

This weird Elena, whose hen do is being organised by people who’ve never mentioned her (and are clueless) now wants a random old woman she’s never met sitting in the corner like Aunt Ada Doom. How bizarre. I worry about what’s ahead for the groom (or co-bride). #TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@ElaineWharton1 Have I missed the Single Wicket 🤞 or have they ditched it now Shula isn’t there to bully people into it 🤞🤞? #TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@RosalindAmbler @MumofFatCassie They don’t need to advertise ‘his job’ - they made it up. He replaced his mother, she came back, and they ditched their business model and kept both. He’s not needed and won’t be missed. Good riddance. #TheArchers

[Octavio Medina @octavio_medina]

Portugal sharing the boat with Qatar and North Korea

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

If the husk of what used to be go getter Fallon needs the EV station cafe pointing out to her after all this time without the penny dropping as Natasha pushed her about, she’s really not up to running a business. Or being allowed near scissors, frankly. #TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

🎼 🎵 Take yer job n shove it 🎶

Dull Paul’s livened up.

Still not sure I give a toss, but at least he’s flickered into life.

#TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@Matt_Mark2 @rutherian Pip, on account of Tom can be kicked in the bollocks. #TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

I thought she was going to give them a goat. 🐐 #TheArchers

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

@jonlis1 And the thing is, for all her know-all stance and condescension, and self-belief as being the leader in waiting, what has she ever done, achieved or inspired? There’s nothing, is there? Not even anything folk could disagree with. She doesn’t ’do’, she just ‘is’.

[MarkB @Holmoak45]

Pip: “Do a tarot reading for me me me.”
That woman: “Okay, pick a card…. Show me…. Oh”.
Pip: “What is it?”
That woman: “Um, well, it’s the, um, Ace of Smugs.”
Pip: “Is that good?”
That woman: “It’s spot on.”
Dum-di-dum etc.
#TheArchers