Hayden

The best jokes are the ones you have to explain, and I have to explain all of my jokes | This was a mavs fan account but now it’s FUCK THE ADELSONS AND NICO

[Hayden @Hot_Mugs]

Thanks @Will_I_Am_Garry for making me look cool

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

Only two NBA champions have won it all without a player on the roster that has ever made First-Team All-NBA:

The 2026 Knicks and 2004 Pistons.

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

Karl-Anthony Towns on Celebrity Row at MSG:

“In my mind, the real celebrities are the ones in the 200’s and the nosebleeds.”

[Amazon Piss Jugs @JeremyWard33]

Schadenfreude: Watching the hundreds of billions Google spent on AI cause it crash and burn

[ٰ @he1smar0]

🚨 Pregnancy related deaths in Texas have jumped 56% since abortion was banned.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

This is just like the egg thing. They invented an arbitrary marker to measure how great of a job they’re doing vs the last guy — and are now being forced to go to comical lengths in a fight against nature to not look dumb.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Markwayne Mullin had the FDA delete warnings about the dangers of kratom, an addictive and sometimes lethal drug found in gas stations.

Mullin holds an up to $1 million stake in a major kratom company.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Wemby sitting at home, just trying to watch the France game, just got up and threw an elbow at the TV

[Ben Rowen @ben_c_rowen]

"In Texas, we don't punish people for living out their faith."

Anyway, we published this one last week: https://t.co/VkxIhKiNoh

[Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb]

ESPN implies that Gianni Infantino personally told Iran plans had changed and they had to leave the US for Mexico immediately after last night’s game in LA, leaving no time whatsoever for recovery.

Iran’s next game is in… LA.

[The Gulag @WelcomeTheGulag]

Iranian players say the World Cup isn't a fair competition

5 hours in immigration controls before matches

[Sarah Wilkinson @swilkinsonbc]

Iran’s national team took school bags onto the #2026WorldCup pitch to honour the 175 school children killed by the United States in Minab

[Casey Smith @CaseyRySmith]

Shout out to my real ones. @jalenbrunson1 @PJPatton52 @heathaaamau They said we weren’t a good fit for their culture. Said we weren’t good enough in our roles. Peter Patton, Heather Mau, Jalen. We did and will continue to do the work.

[Zito @_Zeets]

That neighbor knew what they were doing when they called the cops over a noise complaint because someone was celebrating the Knicks winning. People know what happens when you bring cops into any situation.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

FTP: LAPD killed her dog. He was wearing his Knicks jersey.
His name was Jameson. A golden doodle. One of the sweetest, most gentle breeds alive.
A neighbor called a noise complaint. That's it.
20+ officers showed up. Then a helicopter. For a noise complaint in an apartment complex.
And they shot Jameson dead. In front of his owner. In front of her child.
No warning. No de-escalation. Nothing.
The media is barely covering this. No headlines. No outrage.
Like it never happened.
If this was your dog... your child watching... how would you feel?
Jameson deserved better. That little boy deserved better. His mama deserved better.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“Championship Playoffs.” Jesus Christ. Might as well just say “sports ball”

[Alejandro Serrano @serrano_alej]

Statement from @jamestalarico in response to this 👇

[Mavs Lead @MavsLead]

Yes with the corpses of Dorian Finney-Smith and Reggie Bullock on the wings

And DWIGHT POWELL starting at center (god bless him)

All time stuff from Steph man🥶🥶

[Josh Dubow @JoshDubowAP]

Jalen Brunson scored 42.7% of Knicks points in 4th quarter in NBA Finals. That’s highest share for any player in Finals since Dirk Nowitzki had 43.7% for Mavs in 2011

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

Love that OG just started drinking on Saturday and now he seemingly cannot get enough