Howay the Toon

Exiled Geordie. Rabble rouser. Cynical and lifelong #NUFC supporter. Rubbish at #FM24.

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

It’s Paraguay lads. Settle down.

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

Such a genuine, likeable, person. Wishing him every success. #NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

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[Lee Ryder @lee_ryder]

🇮🇹 Sandro Tonali left out of Italy squad for friendlies against Luxembourg and Greece. It means he is now clear to have a seven-week break ahead of pre-season training. #nufc

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

I have been asked to run this poll countless times this season.

I promised I would run it once, at the end of the season, so we had all the facts.

So….whilst the club seem to have backed him to lead us into next season, where do YOU stand on Eddie Howe’s future? #NUFC

[John Reese @John_E_Reese]

Outplayed and outcoached by a Fulham side that have been on the beach for months with a manager that has a foot out of the door already.

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

Thank God that’s over. #NUFC

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

Worst performance of the season for #NUFC (and there’s been a lot this season).

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

"What's the West Ham score?" 👀

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

Tell me #NUFC need a new identity without telling me they need a new identity.

[Lee Ryder @lee_ryder]

Lewis Hall ending the game at right-back #nufc

[Lee Ryder @lee_ryder]

#NUFC have had just five touches in the Fulham penalty area so far.

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

There’s absolutely no style of play with this line-up. So disconnected going forward. Change it man. #NUFC

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

Backline all ball watching. No reaction whatsoever. #NUFC

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Bournemouth have sold all of these major names in the past year and they still managed to secure European football for next season 👏

[Charlie Bennett @CharIieBennett]

Anthony Gordon at the bottom left there. He looked very distant during the lap of honour.

I didn’t know if I was looking for something that wasn’t there at the time but others seem to have picked up the same vibe. #NUFC

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

Wow. What a finish that was from Castellanos. Rocket.

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

Jarrod Bowen has done nothing. Hope we stay well clear.

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

I sincerely hope that’s not the last we see of Tonali in a black and white shirt. What a player. #NUFC

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

With Tripper and Krafth out the door the club must feel comfortable about Livramento. Otherwise, that’s three players at right back and you’re going to need to replace two of them. #NUFC

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

Summerville does look a bit handy mind doesn’t he? 🫢

[Howay the Toon @HowaytheToon]

Can’t wait for Will Osula to back up Nicolas Jackson next season.