Hugo Bennett

50% writer
60% mathematician

[Hugo Bennett @HugoGBennett]

@nosuchthing @nosuchthing Regarding episode 306 and the controversial issue of snuggle-pupping: sometimes it's good to break the rules.

[Hugo Bennett @HugoGBennett]

@JackWills_Help An email from Yodel and Jack Wills say my order has been delivered. It hasn't. Have tried to call but was on hold for 10 minutes with no response and have already emailed but no reply. Please can you help resolve.

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@Scarlett_for_ya @cbcreative Thanks very much. Chuffed to be picked out of so many great pieces.

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Well Thursday just got a real shot in the arm. Thanks very much @cbcreative https://t.co/GcFNLVSZGc

[Curtis Brown Creative @cbcreative]

Congratulations to the winner from day 2 of #WriteCBC @HugoGBennett (to read Hugo's piece and find out why we chose him visit our blog: https://t.co/0aLY5TyUWZ)
It was such a difficult decision to make. We read some really great writing and entered so many different worlds!

[Hugo Bennett @HugoGBennett]

25g a piece and sharp enough to draw blood. But forever dull to the uninitiated. Nestled at the bottom, beneath the flotsam, they're almost forgotten about. Almost, but not quite. Because there's always the chance that the next pub has a dart board. #WriteCBC @cbcreative

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He watched them struggle with their bags, trying to suppress a niggling sense of duty. @cbcreative #writeCBC

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huge shout out to anonymous stranger and Linda @TfL Hammersmith Stn. Thank you for handing in v important wedding item! Lifesaving legends

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@bookingcom I've yet to hear back from you Dana, I'm hoping you can update me tomorrow morning?

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@bookingcom Thank you for getting in touch Dana. the booking number is 160235924. The query is on VAT. It says it is included... 1/2

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@bookingcom ... before putting her on hold for 15 minutes and never came back! No way to treat a customer! Can someone help please?

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@bookingcom terrible customer service for my 72 year old mother who's booked a holiday through you. Your employee refused to help...

[Freelancer Club @freelancerclub]

#NOFREEWORK Unpaid work is forcing thousands of freelancers out of business each year http://t.co/yBjie8dx6t

[Newsworks @newsworks_uk]

Follow the action from #shift2015 on our live blog this morning http://t.co/R5ASOrWDZR by @HugoGBennett #newspapers #newsbrands

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@mont_all_along @glnstns @tomhughes359 @jamesmurley good to hear. Have stopped praying

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@MorrellMark good lord, quite the selection!

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@tomhughes359 @glnstns @jamesmurley medical update please?

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@TheSTMagazine #STMindgame Camomile (n) sing. 'A kilometre in disguise'

[Andrew Smith @andrewpsmith1]

@HugoGBennett sorry to hear about you having a stye fella. Although can I ask, is that technically a "pig stye"?

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@FCBanterlona Times change. No longer living with @RossMcKnight1 and lid under control. Bonus pt question - how many glasses on the table?

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@glnstns sadly misinformed but know I'm no #GR and certainly no #villager @FCBanterlona roots in Nottingham as @adamray112 will attest