HoopyFrood

Conservative supporter of the USA, living in the northeast (i.e., surrounded by liberals). Happily retired.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Only in America does someone step out in a $150 sneaker, sip $8 coffee, post from a $1,000 phone, and claim they are oppressed and capitalism is broken!

[HoopyFrood @HutsongPA]

@engineers_feed I don't think many people mock electric cars anymore. Everything that I hear about Teslas is extremely positive, and some of the hybrids are genius. What people mock is the notion that electric cars are "green".

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@InsideLucysHead Just...beautiful

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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science...

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

[HoopyFrood @HutsongPA]

@miles_commodore F. The NY Sack Exchange

[Logan Peterson @BaptizedInStory]

Not many of you may know this but my day job is a Phlebotomist for the American Red Cross and we are experiencing a blood shortage like no other right now.

I’m sure you yourself or someone you know has had their life saved by the miracle of blood donating and we need your help now more than ever.

So find a blood drive (they’re all around you) donate, even bring someone you know. We will take very good care of you. So don’t worry.

This is your chance to be someone’s hero, to save someone’s life.

[HoopyFrood @HutsongPA]

@RobbieA45578 Watch your back

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@GadSaad A gift

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@RandPaul He will plead the 5th

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@InsideLucysHead Well said.

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Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert...

The government said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.    

Then the government said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.    

Then the government said, "How will we know the night   watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.    

Then the government said, "How are these people going to get paid?" 

So they created the following positions: a timekeeper and a payroll officer, then hired two people.    

Then the government said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people: an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.    

Then the government said, "We have had this project in operation for one year, and we are £18,000 over budget; we must cut back overall costs."    

So they laid off the night watchman.

[HoopyFrood @HutsongPA]

@ThrillaRilla369 💯

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Just a psa: You came here screaming “they’ll kill me if I go back!” Ok. You can stay and seek asylum.

The asylum ends the second you send cash back, wave their flag, or book a vacation to the “death trap”you escaped.

Pick a lane. We’re not running a hotel for frauds.

[AAGHarmeetDhillon @AAGDhillon]

The numbers don’t lie—at UCSD Medical School, black and Latino applicants were more likely to be admitted than white and Asian applicants with higher scores.
Using “hardship essays” as a proxy for race-based admissions is ILLEGAL—@CivilRights @TheJusticeDept is taking action.

[HoopyFrood @HutsongPA]

@Grey_0G My thoughts will be with you.

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@BirdlifeSC Any lottery, two possible outcomes: I win or I don't win. So, my probability of winning is 50%. Ain't statistics grand??

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

New York, how did you elect an Israel-hating, Muslim jihadist mayor 25 years after this? Have you lost your collective minds?

[HoopyFrood @HutsongPA]

@Hot_Pepper76 Given the apparent state of US medical schools, I would really appreciate the robotic assist. That being said, someone needs to program the robot. 🤔

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Democrats claimed sex change surgeries were never performed on minors. Turns out they were.

Democrats claimed illegals weren’t receiving Medicaid and SNAP. Turns out they were.

Democrats claimed masking worked. Turns out it didn’t.

Democrats claimed drug boats were actually fishing boats. Turns out they weren’t.

Democrats claimed Kilmar Abrego Garcia wasn’t an MS-13 member. Turns out he was.

Democrats claimed Renee Good didn’t try to run over ICE agents. Turns out she did.

Democrats claimed illegals weren’t voting. Turns out they were.

Democrats lie a lot.

[HoopyFrood @HutsongPA]

Grok - The numbers trace to an anonymous 2020 forum post interpreting Edison's real-time media data feeds, but Edison Research stated it created no such report and found no evidence of voter fraud or irregularities.