David Ford

Former journalist turned media relations bloke turned comms thingy.

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@alexmorrison81 @FittonReporter We’d been saying it needed writing for years. Can’t wait to read it. The title is absolutely perfect. I have an unexploded bomb in an Asda bag story for when you write the sequel.

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@alexmorrison81 This is the book we were always going to write @FittonReporter

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@BlaineWilson1 @_Warpaint @TheWarOnDrugs Saw @qotsa there last night mate. Absolutely sensational. I imagine @TheWarOnDrugs won’t let you down either.

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@Smevs85 @SoVeryBritish Nah. Me.

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@Football__Stage @MikeBubbins nice clip for the podcast

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

periodic reminder that Messi very nearly outscored Sunderland in the 2010s

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@YWHelp any chance of an update on when we’ll have water please?

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@northernassist We have appealed and fine was upheld today. Just sent the same policy as above. The people who got on after didn’t have a promise to pay, asked for a ticket and were allowed to pay. It seems very harsh when she clearly regularly buys a railcard and clearly not cheating the system

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

Dear @northernassist can you explain why my 7 month pregnant wife has been fined for having a two day expired travel card despite asking to pay for a full ticket when she realised, but the two guys who got on without a ticket at the next station were just allowed to buy one?

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@northernassist She buys before she boards every month with her railcard (which has no physical date on it). She made a mistake but still offered to pay and instead was fined. But two people got on at the next station and were just allowed to buy tickets - no fine. Can you explain that please?

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@PGATSS Callaway Rogue 9.5degrees
Callaway XR 3w
Callaway Mavrik 3hybrid 19degrees
Mizuno MP20 MMC irons 4-PW
Vokey SM8 52 degrees
Mizuno MX-17 54 degrees
Vokey SM7 58 degrees
Scotty Newport 2 special

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@LukeKerrDineen One for you @cleargolf

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@Smevs85 @BrawlStars

[Physics & Astronomy Zone @zone_astronomy]

This is a photo of the Sun, taken at the same time of day over a year🌇

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@Smevs85 @TeamGB Easily your best joke ever.

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@Smevs85 Zero surprise that your stock guess includes the word ‘anal’.

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@virginmedia I feel like you’re not even reading my tweets anymore. I went on that link and there isn’t a “Virgin are just turning up and digging up my street with less than 24 hours’ notice” option. Can you advise which option I should choose under the broadband complaint heading?

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@virginmedia so I came home today to find a letter telling me I can’t park outside my house for a week from tomorrow. Any chance of a bit more notice or some kind of human approach to tearing up our street?

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@virginmedia Well I tried to call them and the office is shut. I have emailed but that won’t be seen until tomorrow and then the works are already underway and we just have to deal with it. Just really poor all round.

[David Ford @HxDavidF]

@virginmedia Thanks Tom. But the point is a piece of paper stuffed under my windscreen wipers the day before you cut our street off for more than a week isn’t great service is it?