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[Ian @I5841223664]

@ErikSWE777 @HowlingBones2 @nypost Maybe you are an idiot, who really knows

[Ian @I5841223664]

@GoodCryptoApp @Polymarket yes it is dummy, thats literally 0.2 square miles

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[Ian @I5841223664]

@MindOutPodcast @MorePerfectUS Yes, retirement accounts are investment accounts. INVESTMENT. The money actually goes to something you numbskull

[Ian @I5841223664]

@AbbyPlaysIt @TheBoysOOCC No, it’s very easy for all pianists to play this. It’s a simple sequence of four broken chords, one of the first things even small children learn on piano. It’s just that the caption calls this “amazing” and says he “absolutely nails it” and that this is some form of autism …no

[Ian @I5841223664]

@OkaySway @Kizzie_Kay Video cuts to AI after he leaves the building

[Ian @I5841223664]

@BreadWinneh ❤️

[Ian @I5841223664]

@asklivermore And also use covered calls to trim your position (best 2-5% ITM 20-40DTE). That way, if it rises, you'll profit more than you otherwise would have.

If it dips, then you keep the premium, and essentially have bought the dip (5%+ discount on shares through selling the covered call

[Ian @I5841223664]

@DadInvest The only thing better is a short Iron Condor expiring worthless

[Ian @I5841223664]

@farmingandJesus @CJB4221 Because otherwise he’d be incoherent. He’s obviously on the verge of tears, so writing something out to keep himself ordered and direct is best.

This is not some conspiracy, every normal person has written out their words in order to be more coherent.

[Ian @I5841223664]

@shad_plug @Coinvo This is misleading, as men commit almost all crime. Thus, the share of people who have been convicted of those crimes are also men, meaning that white men make up about 56% of the male population. Thus, committing 50-60% of those crimes is not above normal. Try harder next time

[Ian @I5841223664]

@ChrisCoop_ @BaseballWRLD_ Yeah. Soto and Ohtani are great, but when Yordan is up, you always feel like he’s going to hit it into the stratosphere

[Ian @I5841223664]

@jrcook @AmericaPapaBear Thank you for your service.

[Ian @I5841223664]

@HiimJohnCapo @BaseballQuotes1

[Ian @I5841223664]

@GregMansur @Drewtamu Holy cow, that is literally the greatest day ever!

[Ian @I5841223664]

@KnightWorld "9 hours"

[Ian @I5841223664]

@JovanGThinks We suffer for the sake of Christ, but it becomes beautiful because we know the final ending. The darkest part of the story must happen before deliverance. When you know the end, the darkness is not so dark anymore, but only serves as a foil to make the light shine even brighter

[Ian @I5841223664]

@wuzwashere @betr This didn’t age well

[Ian @I5841223664]

@peachibutera @brittilina What do you think shame really is?