Peachy Keen

I love to eat tacos and I am chaotic neutral. i am also too young to feel like an old spinster, but i do anyway.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i cannot wait until dj khaled inevitably releases a statement to apologize and say that he will be eating pussy going forward

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

@SkinnedKnee182 me too :(

[the Real Clem Shady @cpsemple]

Watch me lose my fucking shit at Angry Birds 2 and chill?

[Son of Dad @ThugRaccoons]

NASA doubted him, but when The Weeknd successfully colonized Mars, he cemented his status as a Muthfckn Starboy

[Don Omar @SirSturm2]

Me, every fucking time I flirt!! https://t.co/ypionGLL6Q

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

"can I have 2 sausage & cheese biscuits"

That'll be $2.60

"with egg"

$7.78

NVM no egg

$17.83

"What?"

[at gun point] give us ur wallet

[Goddess Of Mischief™ @AsgardianRose]

If you take your antidepressant prescription to the pharmacy in your wedding gown while sobbing incoherently, they will fill it instantly.

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

i forget that Fabio is a real person. hope he's having a good night I guess

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

sure glad I inherited my mom's sense of exaggerated idealism

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

I don't know why I feel like I need you so much

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

I literally hate crushes and talking/dating so much oh my god

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

I just wanna exist on a different dimensional plane

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

weird head space

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

All I know is that I'm not the one in charge

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

@cltndye thank you Colton! I miss you. I hope all is well <3

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

sometimes nothing brings you to life like almost dying from alcohol poisoning :)

[Peachy Keen @ImAHoodlum]

I don't fuq witchu if you talk to me about my "sodium intake"