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Here to share my observations, complaints, gripes, pet peeves, and stories about my 12+ years of retail work. Twitter tie-in for my podcast!

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

Hey! It's been too long! 6 months too long! But, I'm back, and with a nice lengthy (for my show at least) episode! Check it out now!

https://t.co/SrkCfctqK6…

#InRetailLife

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

My boss wants me to build a display of ~nuts~ in the front lobby for National Women's Day.

Happy #NationalWomensDay !!
❤️❤️

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

It's my favorite time of the year! The time of the year where I get to argue that Die Hard is a Christmas movie!
#HappyHolidays

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

Thanks for the note!

#HappyThanksgiving2018

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

When that (maybe shitty) retail company you work for talks about having core values like "appreciation," "respect," and "integrity," for its employees, don't think that your paycheck makes up for the lack any of these values. You earn your pay, but deserve respect.

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

Manager: Look, this is the new program and you need to follow it.
Me: Look, I come in on time and get my shit done, just cause I work here doesn't mean I need to drink the kool-aid too.
😐🙃

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

@aliciajoyj @GodFriendedMe You should play them an episode of my show too! 😉

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

Some heroes don't wear capes.

Thank you, Maria Cortez, whoever you are, for packing these gorgeous peaches! Look at these puppies!
🍑❤️🍑

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

My boss tells me it's insulting to assume our customers are idiots, I say it's shamefully disappointing to assume they're not.

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

@rachael_uriarte Probably around the time you would decide that it's okay to have a phone conversation in public with your speaker on.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

People against vaccines are proof that America’s education system is failing

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

Found this in my store today. And yeah, it's 100% real...

[The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard]

#dearcustomer -

My name isn’t “Hey you!”, just like your name isn’t “What the fuck do you want?!??”

Sincerely,
Retail employees everywhere

#retailproblems

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

Try telling this to some of my customers... 😐

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

Shout out to @TLCplMax for the laugh!

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

Who thinks stuff like this is a good idea?

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

@Kaepernick7 You got my respect 👊🏼. Keep up the good fight, man.

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

@cnni #Respect

[CNN International @cnni]

“You can’t shame people for trying to make an honest living,” says former "Cosby Show" actor Geoffrey Owens, responding to media coverage about him working at Trader Joe's.

“Work is work. No one type of work is better than another type.” https://t.co/DgyXCbqfkD

[Your Host @InRetailLife]

When you're the one there closing at 11p and you're scheduled to be back at 5a.