IngaSofinga

Sponsored by anxiety.

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

Not looking at your phone for the entire duration of a presentation is the marshmallow test for adults.

[last unicorn quotes archive @lastunicornbot]

I've had worse, and I'll have better one day. This is not the end.

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

“make sure you allow yourself to recover from burnout ✨” with what time. with what resources

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

Sounds right.

[Birdie Girl @BirdiePanda]

*pulling all my collective grief from a sopping wet wallet* yes I would like 1 love please

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

Grief would be easier to manage if it didn't come with a seemingly insurmountable to do list.

[Leah Konen @LeahKonen]

Raise your hand if pregnancy made you even more radically pro choice.

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

@Joallaundso @estheruiuiui Für mich wäre es definitiv auch eine Artischocke.

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

@estheruiuiui LÄCKAH! Womit sind die gefüllt?

[Diksha Basu @dikshabasu]

I have only one controversial take and that is that parents of babies should not hand out silly little apology packages to fellow passengers on airplanes.

[The Library Louse @TheLibraryLouse]

"Are you ok?"

Oh my god no, but for the purposes of this conversation yes I'm fine.

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

@KellyHeroldIA @pamplemouz Me too I'd love to!

[Carrie Laben @pinguinus]

@SarahTaber_bww Also suspect that there's an unrecognized factor wherein ppl use video games/internet to self-soothe from capitalism stress enough to even get to sleep, during the only time they have free (evening/night), and then the screen gets blamed for the problem.

[Siyandawrites @SiyandaWrites]

When you think about it like that it’s truly a miracle that western marriages survive at the rate they do. A newborn can destroy a single persons psyche never mind a whole ass marriage. I can’t believe anyone makes it out alive raising a baby alone.

[Siyandawrites @SiyandaWrites]

One of western modernity’s greatest cruelties is the fact that couples are expected to raise newborns alone. I’ll never understand it and it really is an impossible thing

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

When an ex bf gets in touch unprompted to 'catch up' you already know you're in for some high fidelity shit.

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

@estheruiuiui Teilweise auch the office.

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

@estheruiuiui Québecois: 's'enfarger dans les fleurs du tapis' - sich in den Blumen des Teppichs verfangen.

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

@estheruiuiui Im französischen 'enculer des mouches' - die armen Fliegen werden also nicht nur gef**** sondern das auch noch in den Popo...

[IngaSofinga @IngaSofinga]

The next time someone tells me that a woman 'should just get divorced', I'll urge them to read this article. I truly hope the author can claw her way out of this horrible situation that has been inflicted on her. https://t.co/kMFMTwx1n4