Jason Marshall

Software Developer. UX Hobbyist. Occasional Toolsmith. Gardener. He/him

[Jason Marshall @InnerJason]

@ActuallyNPH there’s another writer’s strike, and I’ve just learned that Anthony Head (Rupert, Ted lasso) has singing chops.
Doctor Horrible season 2?

[Jason Marshall @InnerJason]

@ObamaEraCons This is such bullshit. Everyone know the depression room is in the corner, and obviously you want to smoke crack in a room with a fan, and tile in case you puke.
God, these people can’t meme.

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@mfeathers @ruthmalan I had a boss once who would not shut up about a book called The Mask of Sanity. Apparently he thought his boss was a sociopath. Apparently he was good at up-managing because in five years I did not get enough data points to make my own determination.

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@bronifty @unclebobmartin I do t recall what it does now but karma used to load tests into a separate frame. Would be better still if it ran 4 frames at once

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@unclebobmartin My operating theory is that web browsers were not designed with unit tests in mind and so testing your page in them is doubly difficult.
What would happen if we had UI frameworks that were test first?

[Jason Marshall @InnerJason]

@tedneward I found watching an episode of something on TV worked pretty well. Taking a walk too.

[Jason Marshall @InnerJason]

@CFDevelop @christianhujer GC and compression had major improvements in the 90’s. Asynchronous code had some sea changes in the 00’s and 10’s. So far this decade I’m predicting testing.

[Jason Marshall @InnerJason]

@christianhujer @CFDevelop My new favorite thing is people trying to ‘splain CI/CD to me and I’m like, listen here you little sh…rascal, I’ve been maintaining build pipelines longer than you’ve been driving.

[Jason Marshall @InnerJason]

@christianhujer @CFDevelop The 00’s and first half of the 10’a was substantially convincing people to do things Kent Beck wrote down in 1998. I’m still having some of those arguments so it’s tricky to fully move on to expect more than that.

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@tithenai @TheLincoln @nameshiv I sadly could not figure out how to kill any boss and gave up on HK.

Similarly Ori and the Blind Forest has a triple wall jump 1/3 in that is exactly the same on easy and hard mode.
Listen, fuckers. The triple wall jump was a special achievement in Mario 64. What is this shit?

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@ianbouss @slicknet My iPad mini has a finger sensor in the button. Isn’t it just a matter of shrinking it a bit to go in the iPhone?

[Jason Marshall @InnerJason]

@jdcmedlock @ThePostsOffice I don’t have to murder dinosaurs if I just want some fucking cookies at 7 pm either.

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@jendziura @baileymeyers Defenestration is one of the worst ways to be disconsulated

[Jason Marshall @InnerJason]

@AdamKinzinger But I have a simpler explanation. When I was young a European cycling team had a spate of heart attacks. Turned out they were doing a little too much EPO and were throwing clots. Check that young man for PEDs.

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@AdamKinzinger I learned a while ago that the reason they don’t let kids do full contact football is because apparently, when you’re young, a hard impact at the wrong moment in your sinus rhythm just confuses your heart and you go into defib. Horrifying.

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@Sn0wflakeEscape @fuckyouiquit Because nobody every gets sick in November and December?

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@roncsak @unclebobmartin @Nitek The insult comic of pronouns.

[Jason Marshall @InnerJason]

@Jennyhalpin59 @Shadalac2 @BadMedicalTakes As someone with a food dye sensitivity, I can’t categorically rule out that I don’t put myself in riskier situations after exposure.
6 pm on Christmas day and you’re already tearing each other apart on the internet again. Stay classy Twitter!

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@Shadalac2 @BadMedicalTakes Well we do know that recycled air increases transmission, and vitamin D levels and stress affect the immune system. That’s probably enough right there. But older generations insisting that kissing = love certainly doesn’t help either, from saliva or just breathing on each other.

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@Spetz83 @jarredsumner I’m sure you have a list as well